Portal's New Avatar Contest

Chas Argent

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It occurs to me that part (admittedly only part) of the problem with the impression Portal makes on the universe is that he's chosen an arrogant smoking SS murderer as his avatar. I don't know about you but every time I see that picture I just scroll on by...but what would people think of him if he had something a bit softer, like say, this?



What would you choose for him, to help give his image a (much-needed) makeover?
 

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Hey, this SS S.O.B. was a good luck charm to help me win a 15-month KGP Stumont CG. He stays. :)
 

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Hey, this SS S.O.B. was a good luck charm to help me win a 15-month KGP Stumont CG. He stays. :)
I know I've seen that dude before. What movie is that avatar from?
 

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How about a cute cuddly little puppy? :love:



Would that take the edge off when he wants to use racist comments? :devious:
 

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I am astonished. I would have bet you would have proposed a pussy.:hush::laugh:
What a moron! There's four dogs on the couch with us in my picture and... oh I get it. :shy:

Shame on you Robin. This board is for serious ASL talk! :salute:
 

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Would that take the edge off when he wants to use racist comments? :devious:
I have seen this reference a couple of times in various threads. In which thread did the alleged "racist comments" occure?
 

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All in good fun, by the way folks, all in good fun... :)
Please define "good" and "fun" please...you L/L/D have a different definition for everything...it's like your French or something. ;)

(not THAT was good & fun!!!)
 

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Tater,

Feel free to PM me and I can tell you the whole story.
 

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How about a cute cuddly little puppy? :love:



Would that take the edge off when he wants to use racist comments? :devious:
cute cuddly puppy! looks like a long haird rat, put it to sleep and quick!
 

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Thanks, paul kenney, for stirring my brain: how 'bout Portal get someone to re-do my avatar (Portal Pops) or Paul's (Bowl of Portal)????????????????????
 

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Is that a Corgi?
No idea. Just typed in "fluffy puppy" and that's one of the first that popped up. The first was a site with pics of Glenn violating a bunch of small furry animals. :crosseye:
 

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Those sad, sad avatar changers...

I think Portal should keep his avatar. I hate it when people keep changing their avatars.

People who keep changing their avatars are sick, and psychologically insecure. They can't figure out who they are or who they want to be. They're so unsure of themselves and obsessed with pleasing others that they constantly change their online appearance, hoping that their vapid personalities will be overlooked by this continuous visual distraction.

This "showing off" of different visual aspects is also what is known in nature as the "mating display". Hoping to attract a mate from the forumites, these sad, desperate individuals attempt to draw attention to themselves with visual signals, since their written and vocalization skills are usually woefully inept.

Often these forumites can be found wearing different flashy hats with rhinestones and feathers while "speed-dating" in gay bars.

Of course, all my ersatz analysis is total crap, and people just get tired of having the same old avatar. :clown: :D
 
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How about a cute cuddly little puppy? :love:



Would that take the edge off when he wants to use racist comments? :devious:
Sometimes you just look at an animal and realize: "How in the hell can this species possibly survive?" If humans weren't around, this guy would be in some pretty deep sh*t.
 

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I searched for Corgi and found this.



Makes one wonder what they would do to a ASL board.

Charles
 

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Sometimes you just look at an animal and realize: "How in the hell can this species possibly survive?" If humans weren't around, this guy would be in some pretty deep sh*t.

so would he in West Virginia
 
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