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Psycho

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Sometimes you just look at an animal and realize: "How in the hell can this species possibly survive?" If humans weren't around, this guy would be in some pretty deep sh*t.
Maybe he's like that fluffy little bunny in MP & Holy Grail? :bite:
 
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How about a cute cuddly little puppy? :love:



Would that take the edge off when he wants to use racist comments? :devious:
Comment #1: No wonder this dog has such sad eyes, :cry: SOMEONE CHOPPED OFF HIS HIND LEGS!!
Comment #2: The Avatar in question is not a REAL SS soldier, smuggly smoking a cigarette. He's an ACTOR...a mere representation, in the same way that shooting a cardboard .50 cal machinegun at a cardboard counter is not REALLY killing anyone.
 

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Yes I do laundry, that doesn't make me a Nancy boy

How do you shrink that so it can be used as an avatar?
Wash him in hot water and then dry him a bunch of times on high heat.
 

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How do you shrink it that so it can be used as an avatar?


Show it a picture of Psycho's wife.



Oh.

Wait.


You were talking about the BUNNY! Nevermind.
 

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If someone could tell me how to get a pic in the body of the message, I'll do it; until then the link will have to do...




...have at you!
 
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It occurs to me that part (admittedly only part) of the problem with the impression Portal makes on the universe is that he's chosen an arrogant smoking SS murderer as his avatar. I don't know about you but every time I see that picture I just scroll on by...but what would people think of him if he had something a bit softer, like say,
What would you choose for him, to help give his image a (much-needed) makeover?
How about this one for a new avatar?
 
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