I knew you were joking. Ever see "Space Balls"? There is a line in there that only a moron would use that as a combination and then Mel Brooke's character says hey that's the combination to my luggage.
Bad week topped by a worse day. Tried standing for 4 hours on Tuesday, could not walk wednesday and had spent Tuesday evening in a stupour. Started to feel better Thursday (in relation) got a visit from the council demanding council tax, seems I have been pronounced fit to work!! Not that the DHSS felt the need to tell me first. So I am in a lot of pain, income stopped for as long as I either appeal or till I start a new claim.