Still more Murphy's rules of ASL

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You go the entire scenario fighting inside buildings, and the instant you exit a building to go for the last victory condition building
a "1" Sniper finds your 10-3.
 

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Stopping and restarting your red MP tanks during Platoon Movement will cause all your dice to roll sixes.
 

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And just when you have the errata configured into the rulebook correctly, the errata gets erratized.
 

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The only thing worse than Bogging your best AFV, is miring it in the CA of a "3" ROF AT Gun.
 

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Knowing how to get out of 'Dodge' is not as important as knowing WHEN to get out of 'Dodge
Sounds like the advice from the great philosopher Kenny Rodgers: "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."
 

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The dice always go "Yahtsee!" when determining Random Selection between your best SMC and two or more Conscript half-squads,
following a 4FP -2 attack.
 

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The dice always go "Yahtsee!" when determining Random Selection between your best SMC and two or more Conscript half-squads,
following a 4FP -2 attack.
Stacking your best leader with your worst troops is asking for divine punishment.
 
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