Still more Murphy's rules of ASL

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The more you need your Allied Troops to co-operate, the more they insist on non-cooperation.
 

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The one turn your opponent's squads are in the open and vulnerable to OBA, is the same time your Arty battery goes on R&R.
 

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FOBA always strikes three Game Turns into a four mapsheet HASL campaign scenario.
 

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The tourney director always taps you for that special scenario playtest round.
 

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The tourney director always taps you for that special scenario playtest round.
Our philosophy was " you pick the scenario that you want to play ". If it's " unbalanced " don't complain to us. You picked it. What a couple lazy jicks we were. Seems to still be working so I guess it was ok.
 

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IT'S OK to talk to your dice when rolling. It's when they talk back and make sense, that you have a problem!
 

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FOBA knows where your favorite 10-3 is, after strolling through that HASL CG set-up.
 

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The more popular a module is, the harder it is to find an opponent.
 

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The dice tower always put your dice in the dungeon, for punishment.
 

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You come up with a solid post for a Gamesquad thread, and the NFP close it due to proliferating puns.
 
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