Still more Murphy's rules of ASL

[Old Noob]

The day you pre-order that much-touted HASL, is the same day your identity gets stolen.

 

[Old Noob]

Hope springs eternal, which why you choose to use Brush as cover against his Death Star.

 

[Old Noob]

Just when you need to get up from a long turn of ASL playing, the heaviest FOBA in the house wants in your lap.

 

[Old Noob]

You know it's a dog scenario, when Animal Control rings your doorbell!

 

[Old Noob]

Just when you have your ASL travel budget figured out, the prime tourney you hoped to attend (very) reluctantly raised
their attendance and entry fees {due to hotel shenanigans}.

 

[Kijug]

Just when you have your ASL travel budget figured out, the prime tourney you hoped to attend (very) reluctantly raised
their attendance and entry fees {due to hotel shenanigans}.

Yea, that stinks...but at least things didn’t get cancelled! [Said the glass half full.]

 

[Old Noob]

Never talk an opponent back into playing a game he's resigned. The dice gods will take pity on him
and direct their wrath upon your troops.

 

[Old Noob]

The best way to provoke a disagreement on a forum is to mention IFT/IIFT, counter storage, map overlays or tournament reforms.

 

[PTY]

The best way to provoke a disagreement on a forum is to mention IFT/IIFT, counter storage, map overlays or tournament reforms.

How about number of scenarios or maps? That usually stirs things up.

 

[Futbol]

Demolition charges will be less effective than you hope they are

 

[Old Noob]

Your flamethrower operator will strut "Can't touch this" in the open street.

 

[Old Noob]

Come up with an ASL Maxim, and someone will find the exception!

 

[Old Noob]

It's the rule you didn't read that gets you!

 

[Old Noob]

You go on that "cave vacation" [ala Rodgers] and that HASL module comes up for pre-order!

 

[MajorDomo]

Speed bumps are often infantry sacrifices.

 

[JoeArthur]

The best way to provoke a disagreement on a forum is to mention IFT/IIFT, counter storage, map overlays or tournament reforms.

You forgot the black SS counters...............

 

[olli]

You forgot the black SS counters...............

Or to some just the mention of the SS

 

[Eagle4ty]

Just when you figure out just the right plan to get your AFV out of a jam, your opponent gets a CH and burns it!

 

[Old Noob]

Even if you use Double Time movement assisted by a SMC, that last VP hex is just too far away!

 

[Actionjick]

I've never met a module I didn't like.