Still more Murphy's rules of ASL

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Correct language, but incorrect phrase. Mille grazie, Herr Oberst.
"Ci Arrendiamo" will come into play around December 23rd.
 

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You finally get your pre-order and open the game box,
and the heathen kitty sits down inside it. Daring you to move it out.
 

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You drop your favorite 10-3 on the floor prior to set up, and it disappears into an alternate dimension.
 

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There's printing on the counters?
You must have some of the original counters. Printing back then was at 72 dpi, which meant a 1/2" counter was 36x36. At 1 pixel per year (35x35; 34x34; etc) those counters went blank in 2013. In fact, all counters printed before 1988 are blank now. That's the real reason why reprints are necessary. I don't want to brag, but my counters are done at 300 dpi, enough to last most players' lifetimes. Just sayin'. :devilish:
 
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They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that printing on those counters DID exist!
And I suspect you have two steel ball bearings to back that up?
 

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When you're ready to claim a multi-level building, check upstairs to see if your opponent agrees.
 

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Never worry about his kill stack, worry more about his potato-thrower mortar.
 
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