Still more Murphy's rules of ASL

[Actionjick]

If X number of different modules have been released X +1 is what most players want released.

 

[Eagle4ty]

The scenario length is a half a turn short of what you need to win (or alternatively a half a turn too long).

 

[Old Noob]

You spend 27 months designing an ASL scenario, only to find a newbie put out a better version of it (and in only 6 months!).

 

[Old Noob]

Always rethink you scenario set-up, especially if your opponent looks at it and starts laughing hysterically.
You take Prevagen to remember all the items in each game phase, and forget to bring your good dice.

 

[Old Noob]

AP minefields are your opponent's way of saying: "Get off my lawn!".

 

[Old Noob]

If FOBA jumps up on lap, looks at scenario and then hightails out of room, it could be a dog.

 

[Ganjulama]

Just remember, your 10-3 is not Chuck Norris!

No, but I had a Chinese 10-2 become Chuck Norris. I was playing Tiger of Toungo against Stoppel. I was the Chinese. I HIP'd the Tiger (10-2 leader) with 2 squads LMG, HMG in a fortified building in the middle of my line up front. He was stacked in a non-HIP concealed squad. The 1st Japanese squad AMs onto the board concealed. I just couldn't take it. The Arrogance! The Tiger immediately opens up with the HMG. KIA. The Tiger then proceeds to kill everything in his LOS by the end of the turn 1 Chinese Prep Fire. The Sniper avoided him, always scampering to the other side of the board even after repositioning. Flames ran away from him despite the Mild Breeze blowing his way. Finally, a 2 check happens. The Tiger shrugs it off and the squads answer the call making all MCs and creating a hero. Basically, that one stack crushed 4/5ths of the Japanese OB.

Murphy visited the Japanese in the form of the Tiger.

 

[Stewart]

If your MMC finds your OoB 6+1 & 7-0 SMCs, they've Routed too far back.

If you put them in the back, you aren't using them properly.

 

[Old Noob]

The only thing harder than defeating the tourney champion, is gaining Concealment in an Ocean hex.

 

[Old Noob]

Using half squads for bumping is like tossing chum out for sharks.

 

[Old Noob]

You decide to overhaul your counter storage boxes, and discover that what worked best for 15 years is no longer available.

 

[Old Noob]

Never move into a shooting gallery, if you have to cross the mapboard to exit.

 

[Old Noob]

You get your best AFV into position to whack his Death Star, and it gets Recalled by a Sniper.

 

[Stewart]

If you are running into your 6+1 and 7-0 leaders you are routing FORWARD.

 

[Old Noob]

You rarely find Colonel Klink and Sgt Schultz in a forward position.

 

[Actionjick]

You rarely find Colonel Klink and Sgt Schultz in a forward position.

Only if it is in the chow line.

 

[Old Noob]

Only if Lebeau is the chef, and Helga is the server.

 

[Old Noob]

You wait for your order to ship and then it's porch-pirated!

 

[MajorDomo]

When you remind your opponent to repair a weapon, it is as good as gone!

 

[footsteps]

You wait for your order to ship and then it's porch-pirated!

Hey, I was only worried that it might get drenched in the rain, so I took it for safe-keeping. I've been waiting for you to call for me to deliver it. Honest!!!