The long, rambling, poorly expressed and spelled concession speech...I take it the power went out and you had to slither out of Mommy and Daddy's cellar and they made you mow the lawn, change your underwear or some other personally unpleasant chore before you were allowed computer privileges again. Of course, someone who lays claim to posting on an internet forum as a "posting career" probably made quick work of the distasteful chore(s) in order to "get back to work".
How pathetic.