I have very broad sense of humor, don't worry
. I feel sorry to myself that I've ever began smoking, but when you're teenage brat, you want to feel manly (not that there's anything manly in it), like Gary Cooper.
As to drinking - it's cool, but my stomach doesn't tolerate alcohol well, due to reflux. And beer is alc+gas, so it's double shot here. I have to stop drinking for a longer time.
13-15 bottles throughout a year isn't so terrible, I remember period when I was gone with 5 bottles a month... Time for me to grow up.
The positive drawback is that my homemade 'palinka' (hungarian brandy) will stay in basement for more than few weeks, maybe I'll open it after a year
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