No, it wasn't me ...
For the sake of a holiday season, I will tell you who it was, it was a nun.
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there were 4 nuns, who worked very hard (maybe too hard) for the year so that at the year end, they asked the priest for a short break. Granted by the good kind priest, they had a wonderful holiday and came back on time in the morning to the priest.
Yet, the first nun said, "Father, I am sorry that I did watch an R-rated movie last night." The priest looked up into the sky and prayed for a few seconds and said, "It is ok, my child, go drink some of the holy water and you will be fine." So she went and drank. But strangly, the priest noticed that the 4th nun was smiling.
Now the second nun came up and said, "I am sorry that not only did I get drunk last night, but I drove and run over a dog." Seeing the tears in her eyes, the priest looked up into the sky and prayed for a couple of minutes and told her to drink some holy water and excused her. Now the 4th nun was even giggling. The priest felt strange but did not ask.
The 3rd nun came up and confessed nervously, "Father, I was terrible that I got drunk and run totally nude for the whole night last night!" The shocked priest now prayed for over 10 minutes and finally calmed himself down to ask the sorry kid to drink some holy water and be excused. However, now the last nun was laughing on the floor and could not even stand up.
The priest can't help but asked her curiously, "oh dear, what kind of fun did you have during the break that made you so happy?" After efforts to gather herself together, the 4th nun can bearly speak, "I ... I just did pee in that holy water last night ... "
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Wish you all a happy and healthy holiday season ...
For the sake of a holiday season, I will tell you who it was, it was a nun.
.....
there were 4 nuns, who worked very hard (maybe too hard) for the year so that at the year end, they asked the priest for a short break. Granted by the good kind priest, they had a wonderful holiday and came back on time in the morning to the priest.
Yet, the first nun said, "Father, I am sorry that I did watch an R-rated movie last night." The priest looked up into the sky and prayed for a few seconds and said, "It is ok, my child, go drink some of the holy water and you will be fine." So she went and drank. But strangly, the priest noticed that the 4th nun was smiling.
Now the second nun came up and said, "I am sorry that not only did I get drunk last night, but I drove and run over a dog." Seeing the tears in her eyes, the priest looked up into the sky and prayed for a couple of minutes and told her to drink some holy water and excused her. Now the 4th nun was even giggling. The priest felt strange but did not ask.
The 3rd nun came up and confessed nervously, "Father, I was terrible that I got drunk and run totally nude for the whole night last night!" The shocked priest now prayed for over 10 minutes and finally calmed himself down to ask the sorry kid to drink some holy water and be excused. However, now the last nun was laughing on the floor and could not even stand up.
The priest can't help but asked her curiously, "oh dear, what kind of fun did you have during the break that made you so happy?" After efforts to gather herself together, the 4th nun can bearly speak, "I ... I just did pee in that holy water last night ... "
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Wish you all a happy and healthy holiday season ...