WOW jokes :D

[narianna]

Q. Why were the rogues jealous?







A. Because druids got tree form and they weren't the only ones with "sap" any more.




:clown:

 

[D3adkl0wn]

:crosseye: lol

How does a Rogue beat a Paladin?

By pickpocketing his hearthstone

 

[narianna]

Q. How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?




A. Depends how hard you throw them.










Q. Why do only high level warriors and paladins get invited to dinner parties?



A. No one else can use plate.

 

[Citis]

Q. How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (anachronisms aside)



A. 15. One to hold the bulb and 14 to drink until the room spins.




Q. Why don't undead brush their teeth after meals?



A. Because humans taste just as good fresh or aged.

 

[narianna]

ewww
aahaha stupid undead. its not about how it tastes,
ITS ABOUT TEETH CARE, PEOPLE!

 

[dougthefizzl]

My undead cant eat anything. It doesnt have a mouth!!!

 

[D3adkl0wn]

mine either :s

 

[narianna]

How can you cannibalise then...?

 

[D3adkl0wn]

i guess i just gnaw at them with the top teeth and dangle my tongue in the wound or something. lol

 

[narianna]

EW BENIC THAT'S GROSS! :nervous:

 

[Mantis]

But you gotta admit - that conjured up one interesting mental picture!

 

[Branflakes]

Q. Why didn't the undead cross the road?


A. He didn't have the guts. :crosseye:

 

[narianna]

haha, i used that one against an undead person today - it was awesome!
thanks!

 

[Branflakes]

Anytime Nari :laugh: