Today I had a ton of creative ideas for fake game covers. Lets see, there could be "Poon Raider: The Anal of Darkness", or "Impaired Vision Granny Turismo", but then I thought of something else I wanted to do first... Behold "Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Beater" in all of its glory!
After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, Hideo Kojima today announced the sequel to the critically acclaimed "Metal Queer Solid 2: Bums of Liberty". The original Homo-erotic stealth adventure returns for a third outing in "Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Beater"! The title also has a great relevance to the gameplay, as in the game the player will regularly need to "Beat the Snake" in order to fill the new stamina gauge, which will be required to be successful in the "Boss
sessions". Hideo stated "We did consider calling the game "MQS3: Trouser Snake Eater", but then it would detract from the new "Snake Beating" element of the game. Oh don't get me wrong, there is still plenty of head in the game, but the fans already knew that.". He then went on to talk about the setting: "The game will be set in a jungle themed gay bar in the swinging 60's, after all there was free love back then!". Also new to the series is the new CQC (Close Queer Combat) system which includes b*tchslaps, hairpulling, and making enemies choke on your "wood". Also making a guest apearance will be "Raidone-up-the-bum", the squealing girly man who players assumed the role of for the majority of MQS2, which may make for some "interesting" gameplay twists. The majority of MQS fans were highly upset by having to play as "Raidone-up-the-bum" for MQS2, as they did not get to play as as the manly and rugged "Solid Snake" and only got a
taste of the Snake at the start of the game. But MQS3 looks set to fix that, as you will get to
play with the Snake all of the way through the game, and Koj even pokes
fun (EDITOR: if "fun is what he calls his wang these days...) at "Raidone-up-the-bum" by turning his character straight!
"Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Beater" is a long way off, so for now you may have to get your homo-erotic game fixes elsewhere (Try "Metal Queer Solid: The Twin Snakes" if you are that desparate for some virtual gay lovin'), but keep watching Gayspot for the latest news...
(DISCLAIMER: This was not meant to offend anyone who is gay, this is just for a laugh.)
So now I have made some more contributions to this brilliant thread, how about you graphic artists out there make some fake game covers (ideally funny ones)? Ahh come on, some high quality ones would be class, and a lot more aesthetically pleasing than the covers I have made.
