DavijoBoy
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LIke I said before, if they're doing another game between KH2 and 3 (Like CoM on GBA) this time it'll probably be done on the PSP instead !!! Fingers Crossed !!
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DarkSora
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i doubt that they will now. They're already working on a next-gen project, which Nomura said will take a long time. He has KH3 all planned out and will do KH2:FM but that will be after the project. KH:FM will be made after europe release of kh2, but anything else wil come after the next gen project so we have to wait for another 4 years. You never know, it could be psp2 by then.
Dernhelm
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Noooo i was really hopin for a KH game
Adamaniac 791
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Anyway back on topic here is another game cover
Confusia: Professional Ageing!
In response to Polyphony Digital's old age simulator "Granny Turismo 4", Konami have decided to compete in the realistic OAP simulation genre of gaming with "Confusia: Professional Ageing". Confusia boasts an even more realistic physics engine than Granny Turismo 4 meaning that when your OAP falls down, he/she will do it in a more realistic fashion and you will feel the impact on the pavement through the Dualshock 2 (TM) controller. Game modes include Confusia Life mode, where you must loose as many household objects as you can. These include the TV remote, your glasses, the dog, your sanity and many more! Other game modes are soiling yourself in public and Coffin dodging.
"Confusia: Professional Ageing" should be staggering to a PS2 near you soon, however it will not know how to operate the PS2 nor how or why it got there in the first place.
(PS. I bought Enthusia today for £10. Its alright but it isn't anywhere near as good as GT4)
Confusia: Professional Ageing!
In response to Polyphony Digital's old age simulator "Granny Turismo 4", Konami have decided to compete in the realistic OAP simulation genre of gaming with "Confusia: Professional Ageing". Confusia boasts an even more realistic physics engine than Granny Turismo 4 meaning that when your OAP falls down, he/she will do it in a more realistic fashion and you will feel the impact on the pavement through the Dualshock 2 (TM) controller. Game modes include Confusia Life mode, where you must loose as many household objects as you can. These include the TV remote, your glasses, the dog, your sanity and many more! Other game modes are soiling yourself in public and Coffin dodging.
"Confusia: Professional Ageing" should be staggering to a PS2 near you soon, however it will not know how to operate the PS2 nor how or why it got there in the first place.
(PS. I bought Enthusia today for £10. Its alright but it isn't anywhere near as good as GT4)
Dernhelm
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Lol!!! 70+
hobomunch12
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chuloopa
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my own fantasy... censored for inocent eyes... yeah i couldnt help it and i wanted to make my own cover
Adamaniac 791
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Hahaha nice one Chuloopa! :up:
*gets the horn*
*gets the horn*
Ewan
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thats excellent can you pm me the unscensored version
Dernhelm
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LOl nice one chuloopa is that gonna be the coverpage of your game?
chuloopa
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lol nah... could make a great game thoughDernhelm said:
Adamaniac 791
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Here is another idea from the warped mind of yours truly...
Sextoy: ForePlay!
Yet another innovation (this time not stolen from anyone else!) by Sony for its Playstation 2 (TM) console has been announced today. This innovation being Sextoy: ForePlay (TM), a brand new title featuring a brand new Dildo peripheral (utilising the vibration technology from the Dualshock 2 controller) which plugs into one of the two USB ports. Sony's hopes that it will attract many new female players to plug the USB dildo into their ports soon. The object of the game is to see how long you can "hold out" to a series of different vibrating sensations provided by the USB Dildo peripheral and on screen stimuli. It even includes a two player mode so that two friends (or more than "just friends") can see how long they can last. Also to be featured is the Rearly Hard mode, the hardest mode in the game. This mode requires that you have two USB Dildo devices inserted into both ports (on both the console and the player) and features the most intense vibrations possible!
Sextoy: Foreplay should be making its way onto games store shelves soon, then be banned for obscene content, then make its way to adult store shelves soon afterwards! (Users of this game are advised to wipe clean the USB Dildo peripheral after use. It is also advised that players wipe the Dildo after each time they use it in "Party Play" mode to limit the spread of sexually transmitted infections. The Dualshock 2 (TM) controller can also be used in this title, however it may be uncomfortable to use this controller, and harder to wipe after use.)
Sextoy: ForePlay!
Yet another innovation (this time not stolen from anyone else!) by Sony for its Playstation 2 (TM) console has been announced today. This innovation being Sextoy: ForePlay (TM), a brand new title featuring a brand new Dildo peripheral (utilising the vibration technology from the Dualshock 2 controller) which plugs into one of the two USB ports. Sony's hopes that it will attract many new female players to plug the USB dildo into their ports soon. The object of the game is to see how long you can "hold out" to a series of different vibrating sensations provided by the USB Dildo peripheral and on screen stimuli. It even includes a two player mode so that two friends (or more than "just friends") can see how long they can last. Also to be featured is the Rearly Hard mode, the hardest mode in the game. This mode requires that you have two USB Dildo devices inserted into both ports (on both the console and the player) and features the most intense vibrations possible!
Sextoy: Foreplay should be making its way onto games store shelves soon, then be banned for obscene content, then make its way to adult store shelves soon afterwards! (Users of this game are advised to wipe clean the USB Dildo peripheral after use. It is also advised that players wipe the Dildo after each time they use it in "Party Play" mode to limit the spread of sexually transmitted infections. The Dualshock 2 (TM) controller can also be used in this title, however it may be uncomfortable to use this controller, and harder to wipe after use.)
Adamaniac 791
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Well that last one went down like a lead balloon didn't it? Well here is something else that I hope will make you guys laugh. (PS Sorry for the double post)
Its "Getting it up: Bollocks under pressure"!
With the ever growing number of men who can't seem to "get the horn" anymore, Atari have taken it upon themselves to help them by creating "Getting it up: Bollocks under pressure". In this game you play a young guy trying to "make it big" in the city, and he only has a week to do so. This is because, as the title suggests, his bollocks are under pressure. If the pressure is not released in a week, he will die in a horrible white sticky explosion. The game includes many sexy images of women to try to get the player to "rise to the occasion" and they even throw in some viagra free with the package. Enemies in this game include Margaret Thatcher and a variety of other munters to turn down your sex drive. There is even an on screen "Horn o' meter" to see how close the player is to "getting it up".
"Getting it up: Bollocks under pressure" should be "cumming" onto shelves soon, but only in the dark secluded corner of the store so the little kiddies don't see it and say "Mummy, what does getting it up mean?".
Well here is something else that I hope will make you guys laugh. (PS Sorry for the double post)Its "Getting it up: Bollocks under pressure"!
With the ever growing number of men who can't seem to "get the horn" anymore, Atari have taken it upon themselves to help them by creating "Getting it up: Bollocks under pressure". In this game you play a young guy trying to "make it big" in the city, and he only has a week to do so. This is because, as the title suggests, his bollocks are under pressure. If the pressure is not released in a week, he will die in a horrible white sticky explosion. The game includes many sexy images of women to try to get the player to "rise to the occasion" and they even throw in some viagra free with the package. Enemies in this game include Margaret Thatcher and a variety of other munters to turn down your sex drive. There is even an on screen "Horn o' meter" to see how close the player is to "getting it up".
"Getting it up: Bollocks under pressure" should be "cumming" onto shelves soon, but only in the dark secluded corner of the store so the little kiddies don't see it and say "Mummy, what does getting it up mean?".
Azsura
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Gee you guys are having so much fun with this aren't you? lol
Ewan
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the sex toy one is brilliant
Adamaniac 791
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Was that sarcasm? I couldn't tell? Anyway I am glad to be serving the community (or at least Bunnan) with a bit of entertainmentAzsura said:
-Whiplash_XII-
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What is it with you people and p0rn, I mean gawd, 12 year olds browse this forum j00 know :O.
Adamaniac 791
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... and I bet the majority of these 12 year olds play violent games such as GTA and have looked at porn on the internet anyway lol. But as long as they are not out and out porn I am sure they are allowed.
But as long as they are not out and out porn I am sure they are allowed.