Playing ASL for to many years???.......Or you may be an ASL ADDICT

[stuh42asl]

You may be an ASL adict when you are mowing your lawn after a month on holidays....and wonder if a Japanese squad is hidden in the grass....

 

[Paul John]

You may be an ASL adict when you are mowing your lawn after a month on holidays....and wonder if a Japanese squad is hidden in the grass....

What kind of ASL addict leaves his counters strewn about the lawn?!?!?!?

 

[Old Noob]

One with serious FOBA issues.

 

[Old Noob]

If you refer to your in-box as that overstacked hex, you may be an ASL Addict.
If you refer to quitting time as Rout Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.
If you call pay-day Rally Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.

 

[Old Noob]

If you call direct ordering of an ASL product Prep Fire Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.
If you call pre-ordering an ASL product Opportunity Fire, you may be an ASL Addict.
If you refer to picking your ASL order at ASLOK or Winter Offensive as Advancing Fire Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.

 

[Old Noob]

If your discussions with spouse on ASL purchases is referred to as Defensive Fire Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.
If your progress at the line in front of the Tourney Director's desk is referred to as Movement Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.
If a dispute as to who buys the next round of drinks at tourney is called Close Combat Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.

If you spend more time on figuring out ASL jokes, than on actual ASL playing, you may be an ASL humor Addict.

 

[Actionjick]

If your discussions with spouse on ASL purchases is referred to as Defensive Fire Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.
If your progress at the line in front of the Tourney Director's desk is referred to as Movement Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.
If a dispute as to who buys the next round of drinks at tourney is called Close Combat Phase, you may be an ASL Addict.

If you spend more time on figuring out ASL jokes, than on actual ASL playing, you may be an ASL humor Addict.

You are 100% correct and one humorous dude. Keep it up comrade!

 

[Actionjick]

You may be an ASL addict if you haven't played for over twenty seven years and still love and enjoy the game.

Happy New Year and good gunnin to you all!

 

[Old Noob]

If you have your ASL scenarios organized by date to play every day of the year, you may be an ASL Addict.
If your bookshelf has been constructed out of heavy gauge steel to hold scenario books, you may be an ASL Addict.
If you hold a funeral with full honors for your 10-3 when he dies in a scenario playing, you may be an ASL Addict.

 

[Old Noob]

If you paint the rooms in your house based on counter nationality colors, you may be an ASL Addict.
If your spouse claims you Booby Trapped the toilet by leaving the seat up, she may be married to an ASL Addict.
If you claim Advance against Difficult Terrain while carrying 1/3 of your ASL gear, you may be an ASL Addict.

 

[footsteps]

The speed limit says 50, but you're late... time to risk ESB.