I'd be a terrible infantryman ( sailor, Marine, airman ) because.......

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I would be the guy in the squad who steps on a mine or triggers a booby trap. If there is a hairball on the floor my bare feet will find it. Been mowing the same lawn for 30 years and hit my head on the same tree branch almost every time, twice today ( tree is on the devil's strip, tree lawn, verge, belongs to the city, can't cut it off ). I was given the honorific Burk Klutz in the Navy. Well deserved.

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I would be the guy in the squad who steps on a mine or triggers a booby trap. If there is a hairball on the floor my bare feet will find it. Been mowing the same lawn for 30 years and hit my head on the same tree branch almost every time, twice today ( tree is on the devil's strip, tree lawn, verge, belongs to the city, can't cut it off ). I was given the honorific Burk Klutz in the Navy. Well deserved.

Why would you make a horrible.....?
So that tree branch never, hint hint, broke in a storm?
 
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