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Chuck Norris did not succumb to a 'Fate' roll, he advanced in another direction (R.I.P.)!
 

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I heard Chuck was still walking around cuz Death was afraid to tell him he’s dead.
 

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They learned early on that being alone wasn't an emergency.

Writer on boomer kids coming home to an empty house and the quiet self reliance that developed from that.

I was one of those kids. I remember coming home freezing after elementary school. I had gone ice skating and walked home, about a mile. I had forgotten my key and nobody was home. I broke a small window pane to open the side door. I was desperate to get warm. The folks didn't scold me at all.
 

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the 'good old days' before you've actually left them.

Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) - The Office (USA).
 

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How you going to know if they're fresh players, unless you wake them up and ask them?
 

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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight- It's the size of the fight in the dog.

Ike
 

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When I could have used a wife I could not support one; when I could support one, I no longer needed any.

Immanuel Kant
 

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“If you lose your rifle, the Army charges you $85, which is why in the Navy, the Captain goes down with the ship." — Unknown
 

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one learned in school.

Albert Einstein
 

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Don't try to become a man of success but rather a man of character.

Albert Einstein
 

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“You don’t manage people; you manage things. You lead people.”
Grace Hopper, RADM USN
 

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I usually played such things as roughneck and thug.
Opaque melodies that would bug most people.
Music from the other side of the fence.

Captain Beefheart
 

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Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

Captain Louis Renault
 

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I don't know why Americans call it gas. It's literally a liquid.

Anonymous British high-school student
 
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