von Marwitz
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Ah, those Anglo-Americans...And only cretins store in portrait mode. Your storage is in landscape or you're just wrong. Oh, and clipped counters are a must. Get off my lawn!!!!
Always concerned about their lawn since ancient times.

The rest, I only found in French:

MY GARDEN IS SMALLER THAN YOUR ROME, BUT MY PILUM IS HARDER THAN YOUR STERNUM.
von Marwitz