Altering songs for ASL: The Weird Al Effect

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She's As Beautiful As a Foot Soldier

BOC

They were my favorite group before I got Zapped.
I gave Fish my Secret Treaties album and he got it signed by Buck Dharma who was playing a gig at Lake Milton near Youngstown.
 

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NOBA
By The Slinks

I saw it on a beach
down on old Iwo
Where you eat black sand
And it tastes just like burnt granola.
No no no no NOBA.

Shells landed close to me
And I 'bout shit my pants.
I asked what it was
And a trembling voice said NOBA.
N. O. B. A. NOBA

Well I joined the Corps
Just a year before.
And I'd never ever
Been in combat before.
Then NOBA's shells landed further inland.
The Corps always said it would make me a man.
 
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NOBA
By The Slinks

I saw it on a beach
down on old Iwo
Where you eat black sand
And it tastes just like burnt granola.
No no no no NOBA.

Shells landed close to me
And I 'bout shit my pants.
I asked what it was
And a trembling voice said NOBA.
N. O. B. A. NOBA

Well I joined the Corps
Just a year before.
And I'd never ever
Been in combat before.
Then NOBA's shells landed further inland.
The Corps always said it would make me a man.
A work in progress. It's either this or the first scenario in Actionjick's Implausible Inaction Pack. Twelve Honeys versus a Tiger in North Africa. You know you want it!🤣
 

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The Jicking Begins

A long, long time ago
At a tournament far away
my forces were under an attack.
And I thought maybe I could win
If I skulked and then in the end
Hit him when he didn't expect jack.
But his response it didn't thrill us.
He rolled hot dice and tried to kill us.
That's when I rolled snake eyes.
 

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Infatuation by Carl E. Symon

Tomorrow we might not play together
I'm no grognard and I don't know Grofaz's ways.
So I'll try to roll a pair of eyes right now
And play ASL 'cause these are the good old games.
 

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Don't Shoot Me ( I'm Only the Panzerschreck Loader )

by Eltonne Jon
 
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