Altering songs for ASL: The Weird Al Effect

[Actionjick]

Almost Clipped My Counters

Almost clipped my counters.
It happened just the other day.
The corners looked kinda wrong
you coulda said they were in my way.
But I didn't and I wonder why
I decided to let my nail clippers lie.
Yes I feel like I'll leave it to Olli.

 

[Old Noob]

Olli, the clip superman!
Who tells all the other guys,
try my way if you can!

 

[Actionjick]

ASLOk Holiday

I was Dashing 'cross the street
Concentrating on moving right
I heard a dark voice beside me say
You moved into my Line of Sight

I saw his dice roll
A one and then it was another
He looked me up and down a bit
And said that is a bummer

I say
I don't like ASLOk ( oh no )
I love it
I don't like ASLOk ( oh no )
I love it

Don't you skulk on my boards
Got to show some respect
Don't you skulk on my boards
'Cause you ain't beat me down yet

 

[Actionjick]

Luddite Paradise

As I walk through the alley to where I store my games
I look at my nail clipper and realize it's very plain.
But that's just perfect for a Luddite like me
I shun fancy stuff like that Oregon thingy.


I've clipped counters once or twice
Living in a Luddite paradise.
It's hard work and sacrifice
Clipping in a Luddite Paradise.
We're just plain and simple guys
Don't even own precision dice.

 

[Actionjick]

Rikki Don't Roll That Number by Stielgranate Dan

 

[Actionjick]

HEAT by Don Jiki

 

[Actionjick]

By the time we got to ASLOk
We were half a comp'nee strong,
And everywhere was a game and the dice were rollin'.

 

[GeorgeBates]

And I dreamed I saw the Jabo FBs
Riding shotgun in their trays
Turning into counter form
Above our table...

 

[Actionjick]

And I dreamed I saw the Jabo FBs
Riding shotgun in their trays
Turning into counter form
Above our table...

Nice!

 

[Actionjick]

And I dreamed I saw the Jabo FBs
Riding shotgun in their trays
Turning into counter form
Above our table...

We are starters, we are grognards
We are caught in Greenwood's bargain
And we got to get back
To Market -Garden

 

[Actionjick]

We are starters, we are grognards
We are caught in Greenwood's bargain
And we got to get back
To Market -Garden

Lol not very good but I'm not Joni Mitchell or Weird Al.

 

[Actionjick]

Skulk, Don't Run by The Adventures

 

[Actionjick]

Little Dice Cup by The Breach Boys

 

[Actionjick]

Little Dice Cup by The Breach Boys

Little Dice Cup

I'm not braggin' man so don't put me down
but I got the hottest dice cup in town.
When someone comes up to me they don't even try
'Cause they know when I shake that cup
it's gonna be snake eyes.
It's my little dice cup
You don’t know what I got.

 

[Actionjick]

Ahistorical Hill by Pleasantly Pump Domino

I found my thrill
On that ahistorical hill.
I found my thrill
When I played you.

 

[Actionjick]

The Fool on Hill 621 by The Beedles

 

[Actionjick]

Noba by The Slinks

I met him in a club
down in Old Soho
where you game all night
and drink rum and Coca-Cola.
Cola cola.

He walked up to me and asked
to play
I asked him his name
and in a guttural voice
he said Noba. N o b a, Noba.
Noba, Noba.

 

[Old Noob]

Banzai Surf by Kimi Gayo

 

[Old Noob]

Roll out the dice tower, we'll have a barrel of gunning!

 

[kdalton]

How Great is My Squad

Sing with Me

How Great is My Squad

And all will see

How Great, How Great, is my Squad.