Why do ASL Players Smile?
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Earthpig
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that's my cue.
Q. What's long hard and bright pink on one end?
A. A pencil:halo:
Q. What's long hard and bright pink on one end?
A. A pencil:halo:
Michael Dorosh
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What is the question to which the answer is 9W?
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"Do you spell your name with a "v" Mr. Wagner?"
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"Do you spell your name with a "v" Mr. Wagner?"
James Taylor
I love women with brains
Finally!
Ah yes! I finally get the opportunity to tell my all time favorite joke from my Dad:
How do you catch a polar bear?
Well... first you dig a hole in the ice.
Then you put peas all around the outside of the hole.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
:nuts: Thanks Dad!
JT
Ah yes! I finally get the opportunity to tell my all time favorite joke from my Dad:
How do you catch a polar bear?
Well... first you dig a hole in the ice.
Then you put peas all around the outside of the hole.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
:nuts: Thanks Dad!
JT
Earthpig
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Mine Shaft.......:hmmm:
The naughty bits of a proud German:surprise:
The naughty bits of a proud German:surprise:
Earthpig
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It's also a great bar/restaraunt in Hartford WI(northeast of Milwaukee)
Earthpig
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Q. If your wife is yelling at the front door and the dog is barking at the back door who do you let in first?
A. The dog HE will shut up once you let HIM in.:hush:
A. The dog HE will shut up once you let HIM in.:hush:
Glennbo
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Why must you put a baby into a blender feet first?
In order to watch it's expression. :scream:
In order to watch it's expression. :scream:
Glennbo
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What's the difference between pizza and babies?
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven. :scream:
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven. :scream:
Jazz
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Whats the best thing to come out of a pecker?
The wrinkles.
The wrinkles.
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Why do some women have bruised bellybuttons?
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There are blonde men too.:bandrum:
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There are blonde men too.:bandrum:
Michael Dorosh
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A Marine and a Soldier walk into a public toilet to use the urinals. The Marine finishes his business first, and proceeds to walk past the sink without stopping. Just as he reaches the door, the soldier - rather daringly - dares to murmur "in the Army they teach us to wash our hands after using the latrine."
Without missing a beat, the Marine replies "In the Corps they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Without missing a beat, the Marine replies "In the Corps they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Glennbo
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How do you kill an ASL player whiles he's drinking?
Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Glennbo
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Did you hear about the ASL player who died while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
He fell out of the tree.
JD Sullivan
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Psychiatrist walks into his waiting room and sees a man who's wrapped his entire body with cellophane standing in the corner.
Doctor looks at him and says, "Don't say a word. I can clearly see your nuts."
Doctor looks at him and says, "Don't say a word. I can clearly see your nuts."
