Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

[Tiberius]

You really want to believe that? Go ahead, be my guest. I don't know whether to laugh hard or just shake my head...

Dan

Dan, Dan, Earth to Dan: wake up!

 

[Marko]

No facts here whatsoever.

And this one is not indicitive of Chinese intentions toward us.
It is just part of the 'great game' that all nations play, the U.S. the most and probably the most ineptly of all:



Which leaves us mainly with just this:

Didn't you know that the Chinese want to take over the world, them along with the North Koreans and Iranians and up until last week the Libyans.

I am of course taking the piss.