Who is the world's worst ASL player of all time?

[Jacometti]

Suggestions are welcome.....AREA may not be reliable.....but I know a TOTAL loser must be out there.

 

[Ric of The LBC]

Yo!

 

[Gunner Scott]

Yup, thats me, I suck at this game lol.

 

[Roy]

My hat into the ring!

 

[Spencer Armstrong]

You’re right. I do miss Psycho.

 

[MAS01]

You’re right. I do miss Psycho.

+1, Spencer. Would love to see that "breath of fresh air" back and posting.

 

[BattleSchool]

Psycho? Loser? Naw.

He's a total hoser!

...in the most endearing sense of the term.

Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a hoser baby so why don't you shoot Vinnie? (double barrel buckshot)

 

[aiabx]

I'm totally voting for Psycho, because if it's him, it can't be me.
Put that on a barbecued baby and smoke it.

 

[hongkongwargamer]

—> me <—

I have you all beat in this category!

 

[BigAl737]

What’s ASL?

 

[Honza]

The worst ASL player in the world is the one who won't let me win.

 

[Perry]

I think you need to search for sustained ineptitude to find the BLOAT.

Chris Davis of the Orioles may have the worst batting average in history for a single season (500 plate appearances).

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/10/03/baltimore-orioles-chris-davis-worst-hitting-season-ever/


But the modern-era (barely) player with the worst career batting average (2500 plate appearances) is Bill Bergen, a catcher who played from 1901 to 1911 and recorded a .170 average in 3,028 career at-bats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batting_average#All-time_leaders

 

[Futbol]

so far I'm about 2-20 at Museum Fest here in Michigan

 

[chris_olden]

I’m a pretty awful player. Not sure I’m the worst, but I’m down there.

 

[Tim Niesen]

I am 24 and 6 against Steve Townend over the last three years; therefore, I cannot be the worst player. Steve might be, however. Tim

 

[von Marwitz]

Suggestions are welcome.....AREA may not be reliable.....but I know a TOTAL loser must be out there.

What kind of thread is this? :wtf:
Do you want to have people pointing fingers at others who might not be happy with their performance?

Maybe we could extend this thread asking for the most self-advertising ASLer, the fattest ASLer, etc.?

von Marwitz

 

[GeorgeBates]

Belcher...? Anyone...?

 

[GeorgeBates]

But seriously, Sam is a stand-up dude. I treasure the dice tower he built for me.

 

[Tater]

You’re right. I do miss Psycho.

If Psycho wins he will have to return to collect his trophy...hence I also vote for Psycho.

 

[FourDeuceMF]

What kind of thread is this? :wtf:

von Marwitz

The same kind of thread that about 90% of the threads on this site are...just another exercise in public mental masturbation, in writing for all posterity...