Who did it?

Tuomo

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Why it's... ASL CLUE!

WHO DUNNIT?

Was it:
Xavier Vitry - He's Spanish, but his magazine is French. Driven by commercial jealousy in pursuit of Holiday Dollars, did he sabotage the site?
Mark Pitcavage - Was this his ultimate review - knocking MMP offline?
Jackson Kwan - Enraged by not being the first to receive the Croix de Guerre reprint, did he tap his shadowy network of hackers to teach MMP a lesson?
LuAnn Youse - Was this the only way to get Brian to spend a little quality time with the family?
Tom Jazbutis - Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the Mad Lithuanian?
Paul M. Weir - Was this the reclusive Irishman's idea of healthy social interaction, or just a cry for attention?
Tuomo Lukkari - Because no list of suspects can be complete without a Tuomo?


HOW'D DEY DO IT?

Was it:
DDOS Attack?
Chinese Hackers?
Russian Trolls?
A Literal Bug In The System?
An Aging US Electrical Infrastructure?
Aliens?
Global Warming?


WHERE'D DEY DO IT?

Was it:
ASLOK?
The Bunker?
The Youse House?
Tuomoland?
Gamesquad?
Hasbro Headquarters?
Idaho?


Play today!
 
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Wait!

How are we supposed to play without a game board? We need a game board.

And counters, tokens, play charts? An SOP?

And SSRs, lots of long, overly complicated SSRs that only apply with a natural result of 14 on a DR.
 

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Wait!

How are we supposed to play without a game board? We need a game board.

And counters, tokens, play charts? An SOP?

And SSRs, lots of long, overly complicated SSRs that only apply with a natural result of 14 on a DR.
Please, no two-tone counters.
 

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Why it's... ASL CLUE!

WHO DUNNIT?

Was it:
Xavier Vitry - He's Spanish, but his magazine is French. Driven by commercial jealousy in pursuit of Holiday Dollars, did he sabotage the site?
Mark Pitcavage - Was this his ultimate review - knocking MMP offline?
Jackson Kwan - Enraged by not being the first to receive the Croix de Guerre reprint, did he tap his shadowy network of hackers to teach MMP a lesson?
LouAnn Youse - Was this the only way to get Brian to spend a little quality time with the family?
Tom Jazbutis - Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the Mad Lithuanian?
Paul M. Weir - Was this the reclusive Irishman's idea of healthy social interaction, or just a cry for attention?
Tuomo Lukkari - Because no list of suspects can be complete without a Tuomo?


HOW'D DEY DO IT?

Was it:
DDOS Attack?
Chinese Hackers?
Russian Trolls?
A Literal Bug In The System?
An Aging US Electrical Infrastructure?
Aliens?
Global Warming?


WHERE'D DEY DO IT?

Was it:
ASLOK?
The Bunker?
The Youse House?
Tuomoland?
Gamesquad?
Hasbro Headquarters?
Idaho?


Play today!

You forgot some prime suspects:

WHO DUNNIT?
Stanledo, Bob Bendis' dog? - Notorious canine, second only to Huan of Valinor, but reckoned having the stronger breath...
Vinnie? - His recent posts are evidence that this dodgy Scotsman has eluded all efforts to shoot him...
Rock SgtDan? - This one was always against playing the game, no?

HOW'D DEY DO IT?
Digging up and chewing up the internet cable?
On rampage?
The net simply couldn't bear the trolling?


WHERE'D DEY DO IT?
The backyard?
Scotland, the UK, or the EU?
State of Confusion?


von Marwitz
 
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Michael Dorosh

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WHO DIDN'T DUNNIT?
Psycho - just here for the chit chat
Dorosh - doesn't play ASL
Holst - would have nothing to complain about if he done do did it

HOW'D DEY NOT UNDO IT?
Apathy?
Internet out?
Too busy on Gamesquad?


WHERE'D DEY NOT UNDO IT?
Mom's basement?
Mom's basement?
Mom's basement?
 
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