USMC underated?

[Blackcloud6]

Yet another thread gone down the toilet!

Lol. Took me moment but I get it. So I direct my other post back at myself. Good one Paul.

 

[Paul M. Weir]

Lol. Took me moment but I get it. So I direct my other post back at myself. Good one Paul.

No problem. I am not a morning person either (I assume it's 10 or 11 AM over your neck of the woods).

 

[Blackcloud6]

No problem. I am not a morning person either (I assume it's 10 or 11 AM over your neck of the woods).

Yep, not enough coffee. Its tough being an addict.

 

[Fort]

What's the USMC's primary role?





















To make things safe for the Army.

 

[KED]

To kill the enemy and take ground.

 

[Kevin Kenneally]

To look good on recruitment posters.....

 

[witchbottles]

I'm sorry, I forgot you guys have trouble reading. That is not me; the dude's arm has a tattoo on it that reads "U S M C."

of course it is! Marines come prepared, with a bowl and all. you poor army pukes have to make do squatting yourselves over a snow trench, freezing everything in the gonadical membrane along the way....

 

[witchbottles]

To kill the enemy and take ground.

nah....

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome......

you'll learn yet, young one....

 

[witchbottles]

To look good on recruitment posters.....

that's cuz our uniforms are just plain AWESOME!!!!!!!

 

[sswann]

What's the USMC's primary role?

To make things safe for the Army.

In 1775 they had two jobs...
1. Shoot enemy officers from the rigging
2. Prevent mutiny.

 

[KED]

To take their friend to the shooting range and look bad. Then for the beer round shoot the crap out of the target so said friend has to buy the first round.

 

[Blackcloud6]

In 1775 they had two jobs...
1. Shoot enemy officers from the rigging
2. Prevent mutiny.

Talk about mission creep.

 

[sswann]

To take their friend to the shooting range and look bad. Then for the beer round shoot the crap out of the target so said friend has to buy the first round.

One rifle, two bullets, and two Marines?
That's a shooting match.

 

[KED]

If you didn't figure it out yet, I was the one always buying. All matches were with his M1 Garand. One day we even brought his wife along. She out shot both of us. :crosseye:

 

[witchbottles]

If you didn't figure it out yet, I was the one always buying. All matches were with his M1 Garand. One day we even brought his wife along. She out shot both of us. :crosseye:

Wife's favorite bumper sticker:

" KEEP CALM
I am a Marine's Wife,
I GOT THIS "

 

[KED]

It was a con job. She also blew us away on the pistol range with her 357Mag vs our 45 1911s. At 25 yrds I print well my friend not so much. His wife however is a crack shot.

 

[Kevin Kenneally]

It was a con job. She also blew us away on the pistol range with her 357Mag vs our 45 1911s. At 25 yrds I print well my friend not so much. His wife however is a crack shot.

So there is always "Peace & Harmony" in your friends' house?

 

[KED]

So there is always "Peace & Harmony" in your friends' house?

Yes! He admitted to me that she was a very good shot. As unorthodox as her pistol shooting stance was, it worked! Of course I did not believe him, and thus I bought the first drinks.

 

[witchbottles]

Yes! He admitted to me that she was a very good shot. As unorthodox as her pistol shooting stance was, it worked! Of course I did not believe him, and thus I bought the first drinks.

He forgot to follow the 3 basic rules of a Marine:

1. Never buy your wife a rolling pin
2. Never buy your wife a cast iron skillet
3. Never buy your wife a gun

She's liable to use all three on you at one time or another!!!