Tuomo please e-mail Vic at Dispatches

[Vic Provost]

Hi Tuomo please e-mail Vic at Dispatches, your e-mail bounced when I sent Dispatch #49 so e-mail me at:

aslbunker@aol.com

Anyone else who did not get their copy and think they were a current subscriber, please e-mail me from an e-mail you want me to update you to, Thanks, Vic.

 

[Tuomo]

So is this a general subscription available to the entire Tuomo Community? We share a group consciousness, you know. Lukkari's got it when the sun is over Europe, and I take over somewhere around Sheboygan, I beleive, although the exact line fluctuates.

Currently have an opening for a Pacific Islands Tuomo. Prerequisites: must be dashing, egalitarian, and able to take over the GTN (Global Tuomo Network) in a crisis. Which occurs weekly.

 

[Vic Provost]

So is this a general subscription available to the entire Tuomo Community? We share a group consciousness, you know. Lukkari's got it when the sun is over Europe, and I take over somewhere around Sheboygan, I beleive, although the exact line fluctuates.

Currently have an opening for a Pacific Islands Tuomo. Prerequisites: must be dashing, egalitarian, and able to take over the GTN (Global Tuomo Network) in a crisis. Which occurs weekly.

A simple e-mail will do, Vic.

 

[von Marwitz]

Prerequisites: must be dashing

Please substantiate:

1. Dashing in appearance?
2. Dashing in conduct?
3. Dashing as per A4.63?
4. Dashing 100 meters?
5. Dashing like a melon falling off a truck?

von Marwitz

 

[Tuomo]

4 of the 5, simultaneously, whilst holding a martini.

 

[von Marwitz]

4 of the 5, simultaneously, whilst holding a martini.

Please substantiate - the Martini:

1. shaken?
2. stirred?

von Marwitz

 

[asloser]

Hi Tuomo please e-mail Vic at Dispatches, your e-mail bounced when I sent Dispatch #49 so e-mail me at:

aslbunker@aol.com

Anyone else who did not get their copy and think they were a current subscriber, please e-mail me from an e-mail you want me to update you to, Thanks, Vic.

Vic, I just replied to your message. All is fine and I got #49 three time so I have a backup as well.

 

[asloser]

We share a group consciousness, you know.

I do try not to be conscious of this.

 

[Tuomo]

I do try not to be conscious of this.

HEY NOW. If I'm gonna give in to your lutefisk cravings at 2AM, then you got nothing to complain about when I want some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia!

 

[asloser]

HEY NOW. If I'm gonna give in to your lutefisk cravings at 2AM, then you got nothing to complain about when I want some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia!

Ah, the weekly GTN crisis. Normally we keep this out of the public eye.

 

[asloser]

Having group conciusness has an upside too. Last night I woke up to realization I understood cave and cave complex rules.

The utility of this is strictly limited however- normally the rules learned this way have more value in the quest for style points instead of being useful for solid ASL play.

 

[Tuomo]

Dammit. This may be a zero-sum thing; yesterday afternoon I totally forgot the Animal Pack rules.

And you speak of Style Points as if they were not part and parcel of every VC EVER. Typical left-brained Eurocentric Tuomoness, that is.

 

[Gordon]

I never would have thought I'd be reading a thread on this forum of someone LITERALLY talking to himself.

 

[Vic Provost]

A simple e-mail will do, Vic.

Thanks Tuomo, glad you got #49 and for confirming your e-mail!

Appreciate your continued interest and support.

Thanks again and be well and safe, Vic.

 

[Tuomo]

Crisis Category 15a: The Jazbutis Factor

 

[Jazz]

So many questions....

 

[The Magnus]

I never would have thought I'd be reading a thread on this forum of someone LITERALLY talking to himself.

He are Finns you know . Here in Sweden have a saying: how do you know that a Finn is introverted?

Because he is looking down at his own shoes when he talks to you.

The Danes have the same saying about the Swedes, I have been told

 

[Jazz]

Finnish Commissars? Where are the damn Finnish Commissars?

 

[Jazz]

If you're gonna write posts after visiting the Dispensary, I'll be right there with ya....unless the management slaps my peepee again....