I wish I could walk on my hands, It'd mean I was in way better shape than I am now. Walking on your hands is hard!
Thinking about it, I now realize something about my play. As Paul points out, time is dilated (moves more slowly) under the warping of space time near mass. Space itself is also dilated - measurements are shortened in proximity to mass (both also happen as speeds increase, but that is not important here). The key here is that the ASLRB is the most massive ruleset around, distorting reality all around it - just ask my wife!
So when my opponents complain about my slow play, it's only from their perspective, influenced by the time dilation induced by the rulebook's mass*. From where I sit next to the rulebook, I'm going at a normal rate! Same for my mistakes regarding LOS estimation on VASL. To me, it looks clear, but that's because my measurements are distorted relative to the non-dilated measurements of VASL. The Rulebook's mass dilates both time and space.
* Some may say that my opponents are also probably using the ASLRB, so the dilations should be equal, and thus differences in perspective would not exist. This does happen, and probably explains those instances where my opponents don't complain about my speed, and my LOS estimates are better. And of course, these differences are non-existent in ftf play. Any complaints about my slow play, therefore, can confidently be attributed to my opponents' use of the Pocket Rulebook.