they're coming for your hamburger

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No joking - the reactionary, imbecilic right-wingers have gathered and concluded that - the Democrats want to take your hamburgers away.

My question - how exactly have Americans become so utterly, ridiculously stupid enough to actually think this, let alone believe it? I think that part of the reason is bad education - especially in red states. The other part is right-wing media that tells the stupid people that they're smart people. That's a dangerous thing.

The scale of stupidity is getting more noticeable and outlandish as time goes on. This right-wing cult-bubble thing is getting out of control.

“They want to take away your pickup truck. They want to take away your hamburger. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.” - S. Gorka at CPAC convention yesterday

 

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I think the green-ish politicians would prefer the right wingers to eat even more and more hamburgers so they give themselves coronaries and diabetes.

EDIT: Should not that be "Hamberders"?
 
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posting Mother Jones...

You have forfeited your right to call anyone stupid.

The real Mother Jones and her Rednecks would have shot you for being a lazy degenerate. If you ever get communism, it's going to be at the hands of the working class, and who do you think that is? It's those of us you mock for eating hamburgers and other normal people food as you clink wine glasses over forty dollar Cous Cous and empanadas. When you aren't bibbing expensive wine, eating overpriced food, or lounging it up at exclusive resorts, you are engaging in drug use and buggery. The modern left is more of a caricature of the decadent bourgeoisie than even the villains in early Soviet cartoons.
It's actually funny how you think you're sophisticated and superior because you don't sweat for your money.

By the way - maybe look at yourself and your prejudice against Americans if you ever want to know why you will never win another election.
 
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The effete snobbery of the Left is really amazing. I don't think there has been such a naked contempt for the people since the beginning of the US. I've never met a worker who didn't like hamburgers. Better something fast and easy than a kebab or something that has been drowned in 20 spices to hide the fact that it's rancid.
 

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Does the Left still want to legislate cow flatulence? They can perhaps get rid of burgers and cow farts with some New Green Deals? The OP is another triggered yahoo. The histrionics of the left is actually amusing, except when it comes to blatant anti semitic remarks that Bernie still smiles about. I guess he is used to the Dems screwing him over and having to take it?
 

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Can't believe anyone could be taken in by this. It is true that the vast herds of cattle out west produce methane. Before there were European and African settlers in America there were vast herds of bison that produced methane.
 

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The Germans adopted diesel submarines to run on cow gas. True story. They made a movie..."Run Silent, Run Squeef"....
 

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Between GWPetros quoting shit tier political comics/Editorials from the most infamous pro-pedophile clickbait site and Paul openly salivating at the death of Americans, I think you get the full range of leftist thought. The majority are just dupes who believe what they are told on CNN. The rest are a little more intelligent, but extremely malicious.
 

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The irony is that the most disgusting and unhealthy fast food chains make overt appeals to the Democrat party's base. They promote zero American values, but have the same corporate poz as any other multi-billion dollar, left leaning organization. McDonalds has even been running its "365 Black" campaign for a decade. I guess it's appropriate, since when Eurocucks and retarded urban Leftists make fun of obese Americans, they are actually making fun of their own non-white constituents. The same with the "American education" meme. The average scores are brought down by how many ignorant foreign peoples they have, and it doesn't account for the fact that any American with decency sends his children to moderately priced private schools or is a homeschooler.
 

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Vegans release the most obnoxious gases...and the skinny vegan girls breath can stop a charging rhino....
 

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I think the Democrat Beto O'Rourke has something to say about this important issue...

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
 
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