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Can we get a prayer for our long-lost ASL brother, Private Ludwig Rottenroller? Amen, brothers and sister! Amen!
 

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"Sometimes you feel like map 77, a little odd and detached. Fear not, for it is spoken in Ez 49,36 - he, who seeketh in Journal 13, findeth".
 

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Interesting question. I'd say it does. A protozoan does not lay eggs, it just divides to multiply, so first you have one 'chicken', then you have two.

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Protozoan. Not a word you see every day on a game forum.🤔🤔

Trying to come up with a protozoan haha but coming up empty!🙄🙄
 

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And then says, wait a minute: It's two fer one night!
Two protozoans walk into a bar.

The one says to the other:

I joined the Army.

The other:
really? What unit?

The first one :
The Cellular Division!🙄
 

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What does a Protozoa do if he runs up a big bar tab?


He splits the check
 

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Asks if anyone wants to split with him.
Well, I can understand the logic behind your answer.

But given that protozoan reproduce asexually (ie. "splits" without anyone's help), I think my answer makes more sense. Granted, "splitting" when you have accumulated a large tab is both unethical and illegal, but it's been done before, at least a time or two . . . I think.
 
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