The Mila 18 NoNsEnSe thread - Part 4

[custardpie]

When my wife first saw my penis she laughed and said:"who do you think you're gong to satisfy with that little thing?"


"Me".

and you were right

 

[horseshoe]

Its not about how much your packin, but how you use it.:laugh: Just sayin............I never have any complaints.:devious:

 

[Loquitor]

Its not about how much your packin, but how you use it.:laugh: Just sayin............I never have any complaints.:devious:

Translation....I never complain about myself

 

[horseshoe]

Translation....I never complain about myself

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Manilianus]

You

I do but I forgot her number, I do remember some of it I think as 69 rings a bell

you

1-900-Jail Bait

you

How do you bring a woman to orgasm?


Who cares?

you

No, but if you get it , post it on here. Lets see who she goes out with.....:devious:

and you

Translation....I never complain about myself

Feel yourself reported! :angry:

 

[Mike Murphy]

When my wife first saw my penis she laughed and said:"who do you think you're gong to satisfy with that little thing?"


"Me".

The first time that I showed MANFRED to her I warned her that she would be in twice as much trouble if she laughed. First, she'd be be in trouble for laughing at him. She'd also be in trouble for knowing the difference.

She managed to contain her mirth very nicely.

 

[Psycho]

No, but if you get it , post it on here. Lets see who she goes out with.....:devious:

I'm gonna guess no one.

 

[Psycho]

Its not about how much your packin, but how you use it.:laugh: Just sayin............I never have any complaints.:devious:

It's not the motion of the ocean, it's how long you stay in port.

 

[Psycho]

Translation....I never complain about myself

He's so bad that when he masturbates his hand falls asleep.

 

[Earthpig]

It's not the motion of the ocean, it's how long you stay in port.

...Easier to make waves with a "battleship" than it is with a "dinghy".........where are me oars?:hmmm:

 

[Psycho]

...Easier to make waves with a "battleship" than it is with a "dinghy".........where are me oars?:hmmm:

 

[horseshoe]

He's so bad that when he masturbates his hand falls asleep.

:laugh::laugh:

 

[Earthpig]

:thumup::thumup:

 

[Psycho]

He's so bad that when he masturbates his hand falls asleep.

Or he's so bad his blow up doll tells him she has a headache.

 

[horseshoe]

Or he's so bad his blow up doll tells him she has a headache.

Shhhh.... wife doesnt know about the blowup doll yet...........

 

[custardpie]

Shhhh.... wife doesnt know about the blowup doll yet...........

Ever noticed they are never in the same room at the same time? (Fight Club reference)

Just sayin'

 

[Manilianus]

It's kind of reasurring to see how many people here are handworking citizens :whist:

 

[custardpie]

It's kind of reasurring to see how many people here are handworking citizens :whist:

Don't count me amoungst them. Tried it, seems it nolonger agrees with me

 

[Manilianus]

Shhhh.... wife doesnt know about the blowup doll yet...........

I just have to ask - is it "horse shoe" or "horses' hoe"? :devious:

 

[Manilianus]

Don't count me amoungst them. Tried it, seems it nolonger agrees with me

It happens after watching disney themed adult movies a little too much, I found rectal stimulation with sandpaper to be helpful at times :thumup: