The Mila 18 NoNsEnSe thread - Part 4

[Manilianus]

If you managed to get into Maria's kirilenko then i don't think you have a problem.

There's no way out of this situation.

 

['Ol Fezziwig]

Gentlemen, I need help. I became infatuated in Maria Kirilenko, what should I do? Masturbation is not a solution.

...well, then, how about a dildo?

 

[custardpie]

...well, then, how about a dildo?

Hello, anyone call?????

 

[Manilianus]

...well, then, how about a dildo?

Too difficult to keep it hidden after putting pants on, no one that knows me will ever believe it's "The Great Unclean One", that sticks out of my pantleg...

Hello, anyone call?????

Feeling rectal, my good man, so rectal

 

[footsteps]

...well, then, how about a dildo?

It's not a thing, it's a place.

 

[Manilianus]

It's not a thing, it's a place.

"Dildo and Labrador", I think it's not quite legal.

 

[Markdv5208]

Funny moment for me today.

We're having a heat wave. So of course, I biked in it. 32 miles. At 26 miles I stopped at a 7-11 store (think convience store) and bought a .99 cent 1 liter Ice tea.

I'm completely drenched in sweat, slowly drinking this iced tea, sitting on the sidewalk in front of the store, when a SUV pulls in, and mom and her 3 kids pile out to buy whatever.

The mom walks past me and says, "You're looking pretty hot." And without batting an eye, I look meekly at her and say "I don't hear that very often." The embarassed blush and smile I got was Mastercard priceless.

 

[MrP]

Masturbation. Solving the worlds problems since.....well, the dawn of time really.

Gentlemen, I need help. I became infatuated in Maria Kirilenko, what should I do? Masturbation is not a solution.

 

[Manilianus]

Funny moment for me today.

We're having a heat wave. So of course, I biked in it. 32 miles. At 26 miles I stopped at a 7-11 store (think convience store) and bought a .99 cent 1 liter Ice tea.

I'm completely drenched in sweat, slowly drinking this iced tea, sitting on the sidewalk in front of the store, when a SUV pulls in, and mom and her 3 kids pile out to buy whatever.

The mom walks past me and says, "You're looking pretty hot." And without batting an eye, I look meekly at her and say "I don't hear that very often." The embarassed blush and smile I got was Mastercard priceless.

The USMC way of retort :thumup:

















And you're looking pretty hot.

Masturbation. Solving the worlds problems since.....well, the dawn of time really.

Slowly becoming Cousin Itt... Blind Cousin Itt...

 

[Psycho]

Funny moment for me today.

We're having a heat wave. So of course, I biked in it. 32 miles. At 26 miles I stopped at a 7-11 store (think convience store) and bought a .99 cent 1 liter Ice tea.

I'm completely drenched in sweat, slowly drinking this iced tea, sitting on the sidewalk in front of the store, when a SUV pulls in, and mom and her 3 kids pile out to buy whatever.

The mom walks past me and says, "You're looking pretty hot." And without batting an eye, I look meekly at her and say "I don't hear that very often." The embarassed blush and smile I got was Mastercard priceless.

Obviously needed a dog and some dark glasses.

 

[Manilianus]

Obviously needed a dog and some dark glasses.

Is this some kind of Louisianian foreplay?

 

[MrP]

Rep the man. I snorked muesli.

Is this some kind of Louisianian foreplay?

 

[Paul M. Weir]

Rep the man. I snorked muesli.

Done on both out behalves.

 

[Psycho]

Done on both out behalves.

That's what she said!

 

[trevpr1]

Didn't take them very long

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Higgs-Boson-Particles-/251100388854?pt=AU_LM_Religious_Products&hash=item3a76bfddf6

Incidentally, a very well mannered gentleman provides the best explanation here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2012/jul/04/higgs-boson-discovered-live-coverage-cern

 

[Paul M. Weir]

You spend years waiting for a god particle and then billions turn up at once!

 

[Kevin Kenneally]

You spend years waiting for a god particle and then billions turn up at once!

They are ALL hiding in "plain sight".......

 

[Manilianus]

Too hot.

 

[Manilianus]

 

[Earthpig]

Ernie is dead! long live the Ernie!:bandit:
I wonder if we should have a "Mila" 21 "gun" salute:salute::hush: