The Mila 18 NoNsEnSe thread - Part 4

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GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?

JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.

GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?

JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.

GEORGE: So what happened?

JERRY: She's into it.

GEORGE: Into what?

JERRY: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable.

JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.

GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.

GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?

JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium... by accident.

JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.

JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

GEORGE: I know.
 

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Could be Jim Taylor since he's got painted nails but I don't remember him being so... uh, buoyant. ;)
You know how it goes, when you start to paint yourself, one day you are a caring father, and the other a shemale with hairy boobs, or Mel Gibson ;)
 

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Hey psycho when did you pose for those pics then?????
Anybody that knows me would NOT mistake that pic for me. I have a buncha hair on my head, under my arms, on my legs, in my crotch & in my ass but my chest & back are about as smooth as a baby.
 

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Anybody that knows me would NOT mistake that pic for me. I have a buncha hair on my head, under my arms, on my legs, in my crotch & in my ass but my chest & back are about as smooth as a baby.
TMI Psycho TMI :hush:
 

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Anybody that knows me would NOT mistake that pic for me. I have a buncha hair on my head, under my arms, on my legs, in my crotch & in my ass but my chest & back are about as smooth as a baby.
Yes baby oil really does act as a great hair remover!!!
 

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Yes baby oil really does act as a great hair remover!!!
I've never had hair on my chest or back. It's just weird. I don't get it. I have a goody trail from my navel down but that's it. The lack of hair helps with getting my tattoos and keeping them clean at first. :)
 

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Re: King and Queen of Mila 18

Guys, I've just found the site named "Rate my vomit" and the pics are mainly of drunk football fans.

But nevermind, I've also found this



and finally know what does "being p*ss drunk" idiom means.
 
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Guys, I've just found the site named "Rate my vomit" and the pics are mainly of drunk football fans.

But nevermind, I've also found this



and finally know what does "being p*ss drunk" idiom means.
we used to rate our vomit in the Sealed Knot (bunch of pooftars in silly clothes) Content, stickness and distance. A mate called Huwkey scored a perfect zero, clear, would not let us stamp on his face so could not check stickyness and it dribbled down said face onto his tunic. Those were the days.

Ian
 

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I see you can't stop talking about it though. :love:
I can't even stop thinking about it :shy:

we used to rate our vomit in the Sealed Knot (bunch of pooftars in silly clothes) Content, stickness and distance. A mate called Huwkey scored a perfect zero, clear, would not let us stamp on his face so could not check stickyness and it dribbled down said face onto his tunic. Those were the days.

Ian
Truly a man about town :)
 
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