MrP
Senior Member
You're not deaf but it's played hell with your spelling. Either that or you've been hanging around Custard and Vinnie for too long.I think they payed about for songs off their next album.
You're not deaf but it's played hell with your spelling. Either that or you've been hanging around Custard and Vinnie for too long.I think they payed about for songs off their next album.
Every year when I go to Blackpool... there they are. I swear I'm being stalked.You're not deaf but it's played hell with your spelling. Either that or you've been hanging around Custard and Vinnie for too long.
I wonder if she can cook??even after "the rapture"*cough*, the little black dress is still gonna be in style...
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FixedI wonder if she has cock??
Year before last, you even pretended not to know who I was!!!!!! Worse when I said I was Ian your face remained blank, ONLY when I said Custard Pie did you register disgust!Every year when I go to Blackpool... there they are. I swear I'm being stalked.
Cookies disabled mate. Sorry!Year before last, you even pretended not to know who I was!!!!!! Worse when I said I was Ian your face remained blank, ONLY when I said Custard Pie did you register disgust!
What would you do if I did not turn up at Heroes laden with life shortening grub?
I can bring some Diabetic friendly stuff (Cath's in that club) just don't expect me to eat something that is good for you!!!!:laugh:Cookies disabled mate. Sorry!
She already is!:supper:I wonder if she can cook??
:yummy:even after "the rapture"*cough*, the little black dress is still gonna be in style...
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I'd stain that dress...
I'd stain what's under it...I'd stain that dress...
You wouldn't make it that long...I'd stain what's under it...
Maybe I wouldn't make it long, but she is making it hard... :hush:You wouldn't make it that long...
maybe it's stained already.I'd stain that dress...
Christ, you'd think *someone* would have had the sense to forsee something like that, wouldn't you?maybe it's stained already.
One of the guys at work bought a royal wedding tea towel with a picture of Kate Middleton on it and the only comment he got was "her face looks absorbent"
Maybe they did? :devious:Christ, you'd think *someone* would have had the sense to forsee something like that, wouldn't you?
That's the other tea towel...the one where she's naked. With her sister.Maybe they did? :devious:
"Emma Thompson, Actually" :thumup:Just watched a movie - name that quote
"Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time. "
Home movies? :hmmm:Just watched a movie - name that quote
"Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time. "