The Mila 18 NoNsEnSe thread - Part 4

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I would not tear their clothes off, lay them on the nearest table, and have my way with them. Of course, they would not kick my ass and then engage in some hot lesbian action while the paramedics carry my mangled body away.
That's hot! :devil: Except for the mental image of you! :kotz:
 

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I would not tear their clothes off, lay them on the nearest table, and have my way with them. Of course, they would not kick my ass and then engage in some hot lesbian action while the paramedics carry my mangled body away.
what a fantasy world you live in...................................




Like we would waste time phoneing an ambulance for you, were too busy watching the lesbo floor act!!!!
 

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what a fantasy world you live in...................................




Like we would waste time phoneing an ambulance for you, were too busy watching the lesbo floor act!!!!
I would hope at least you'd have the decency of pointing whatever eyeball(s) I may have remaining towards the action.
 

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Couple of rants:
1. I'm sick and ****ing tired of the national media requiring rubber pants every time the Lakers are in the playoffs/Finals. They've already annointed the Lakers champs and Kobe as the greatest basketball player of all time (I wish I were kidding, but it was stated several times during the game and in the post game Laker love-fest). Even if I weren't a Celts fan, it'd really torque me off.

2. Ron Artest is a lowbrow thug. He should have been ejected for taking down Pierce instead of the ***** double-technical call the refs cop out on. He could have broken both of Pierce's arms when he fell on top of him.

3. The Lakers are NOT a rough, physical team. Artest's predictable gangsta tactics notwithstanding, the Celts just finished playing two real, AUTHENTIC physical teams (Cleveland and Orlando). The Lakers won because the Celtics inexplicably came out flat and were outhustled, outrebounded and outplayed. Defensive effort was poor and there was no real offensive continuity at all...which makes me oddly optimistic that should the Celtics decide to play with the responsibility their history-and the rivalry's history-demands, they have a decent chance at one last gasp for this group.

4. The Lakers suck.
 
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I missed the first half, but stayed for the entire 2nd half. Agreed that Boston looked flat - little energy, Lakers were out hustling to the ball & getting all kinds of rebounds. I got the impression Ray Allen was getting whistled for cheap stuff & thus barely played which is a huge offensive game changer for the Celts. Now when Rondo drives, they lack the perimeter guy to shoot the dagger threes & they missed that. Lakers seemed to contain Rondo well - not sure if it was Rondo (he has a habit from his UK days sometimes of not driving when he can until it's too late) or the Lakers big men being agile enough to help in time to contain him. 'Course against the Cavs he'd find the cutting big man for the layup & there didn't seem to be the cutters in the 2nd half the few times he did penetrate.

As flat as Boston was, I like the Celts chances to win game 2. It's pretty much a must win game for them though as the 2-3-2 format is really rough on the lower seed in hoops...

Hopefully they get it done Sunday and make this thing a series. I'd hate to see another Kobe coronation & Lakers title...
 

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Now when Rondo drives, they lack the perimeter guy to shoot the dagger threes & they missed that. Lakers seemed to contain Rondo well - not sure if it was Rondo (he has a habit from his UK days sometimes of not driving when he can until it's too late) or the Lakers big men being agile enough to help in time to contain him
There were alot of "hometown" calls in the first half (I went to bed disgusted at halftime): phantom handchecks, questionable contact fouls...al while the Lakers kept running into and over guys with green jerseys on like the proverbial Mammoths in a menagerie..

Still, the Lakers clearly were aiming to slow down Rondo, odd in that he tends to look for his own offense as a last resort and seemed to keep a big man close to the basket, especially when he went baseline. THAT's where the Celtics fell down; Rondo usually looks to hit a cutter then or kick it out to Ray/Pierce for a spot 3. Failing that, he'll take a reverse layup, which G******* took away with a couple of early blocks.

I wasn't impressed with His Holiness Kobe's defense on Rondo, he couldn't keep track of him and he shook loose for a couple of easy layups when he went to double KG.
 

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Kobe is a weak perimeter defender - especially at this point of his career, but he could NEVER guard a quick point like Rondo who is amazingly quick. Kobe does some things well, particularly as a help defender, but he's always been a weak on ball defender despite his All-Defensive team appearances - all hype. One reason the Lakers only won 3 titles was when Shaq got fat and lost a step on D he couldn't bail out Kobe anymore & thus good penetrating guards killed them (see Ginobli, Parker & Chauncey et. al.).

I really expected Rondo to rip the Lake show a new one as neither Kobe nor D-Fish can contain him. In the 2nd half when he'd beat them though the Laker big men would help & they weren't getting the active cutters like they did against the Cavs. I don't think the Laker big men are THAT quick that they can both stop Rondo & fall back on their man so I think it was more an issue of the Celts not cutting well.

The way they were calling Ray-Ray for fouls on Kobe made me think David Stern is alive again and made the call that the Lakers get game 1. Gotta' love a sport where you can say outlandish conspiracy theories like that & there's at least a shadow of a doubt in everyone's mind that it's true!
 

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The way they were calling Ray-Ray for fouls on Kobe made me think David Stern is alive again and made the call that the Lakers get game 1. Gotta' love a sport where you can say outlandish conspiracy theories like that & there's at least a shadow of a doubt in everyone's mind that it's true!
What he'd have, three fouls in the first quarter? One was stupid foul on Fisher, though one of the 'fouls' they called him for on Kobe noone but the ref apparently saw...:rolleyes:
 

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Perhaps it's only a sign of the times, but how ****ing lame is it that on June 6th, for the first time that I can remember, The Longest Day isn't going to be on TV??? :nada:
 
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Perhaps it's only a sign of the times, but how ****ing lame is it that on June 6th, for the first time that I can remember, The Longest Day isn't going to be on TV??? :nada:
Pretty @#$%ing lame. You'd think that a cable network would welcome the chance to fill a 4-5 hour block on a day that generates minimal ratings at best.
 
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