Besides me of course :shy:You do , You rep manwhore.![]()
Besides me of course :shy:You do , You rep manwhore.![]()
Nothing straight about you, pervert! :angry:Uh, me, I'm wearing a "Straight" jacket.:devious:
Someone got up on the wrong side of bed this afternoon.F*ck off, Canuck boy! :angry:
That was his good side. Being a gimp makes him grumpy.Someone got up on the wrong side of bed this afternoon.
More like this evening. Took a late, late, late nap. Went to the pool and it kicked our collective asses. :bored:Someone got up on the wrong side of bed this afternoon.
I was much more grumpy before the stroke, pinhead! :angry: You guys now get the happy Psycho.That was his good side. Being a gimp makes him grumpy.
Guess we'll see you on FARK any day now.GOOD NEWS: I found the young lady from the spanking clip.
BAD NEWS: I just received my first restraining order.
GOOD NEWS: I'm pretty sure that these are invalid when served across state lines...
Nothing like a captive audience... so I hear.Uh, me, I'm wearing a "Straight" jacket.:devious:
That's what you get for going to the Chuck Norris pool. Next time go to the Peewee Herman pool. It's a bit sticky but it won't kick your ass.More like this evening. Took a late, late, late nap. Went to the pool and it kicked our collective asses. :bored:
and you should know!!!!!!!Substitute 'rectum' for 'profile' and you pretty much have it.
His trailers not got enough room for a bed. He sleeps on the couch or his favorite in the sack (literaly)That was his good side. Being a gimp makes him grumpy.
EDIT. pool = place they wash the crayfish!!!!More like this evening. Took a late, late, late nap. Went to the pool and it washed ourasses. :bored:
and then she just sprays it all over the place, what a waste she should have made a pearl necklace at least!!!!!Speaking of FARK:
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Only straight thing about you.....Uh, me, I'm wearing a "Straight" jacket.:devious:
No, I'm pretty sure his cock also gets straight when he sees a naked man.Only straight thing about you.....
I didn't realise he kept chickens?No, I'm pretty sure his cock also gets straight when he sees a naked man.
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They're good for hiding closetry.I didn't realise he kept chickens?
My favourite chicken joke.They're good for hiding closetry.
Chicken likin' good!!!!My favourite chicken joke.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you use a feather, perverted is when you use the whole chicken.....