BattleSchool
Elder Member
Have you considered moving to France?You'll be happy to hear that I bought an actual bottle of wine today! Glass bottle in fact! Matthew Fox Merlot. $3.99 a bottle. I told you I was a cheap date!
When I was there for a few weeks in '96, I'd pick up a bottle to share with a buddy as we ate our baguettes and camembert (provided with our breakfasts for lunching on later as we toured the Norman battlefields). Rarely did we spend more than 15 Francs (< $3 USD today) for a 750ml bottle. Most of the time, a bottle cost less than a couple cans of Coke! The same bottles of wine cost $15 to $25 back home. (I worked at the liquor store back then.)
You're not thrifty. You're in the wrong country.