REALLY stupid poll - should I shave off my moustache or not?

Should Doctor Sinister shave off his moustache?

  • Yes - you look ridiculous.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No - it looks fantastic.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who cares? Please stop posting such irrelevancies.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
  • Poll closed .

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El Supremo:

Thousands are awaiting your decision, when you make it.

All of the scientists at the secret bases in South America, all of the soldiers (human, cloned, and synthetic) in the new Sinister Battalions, and all of my staff here in the Forward Base have grown scrawny mustaches. They are swearing to wear them in emulation of their leader, their hero! But if you shave yours, they will, of course, shave theirs as well.
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Being a Monty Python fan-- I suggest compromising --- shave half of it off... you'll be fine. :thumb:
 
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Re: Honoring My Lord

Originally posted by jdscott7280
My Lord

I have a game called Hoyle Casino on my computer. It has a deal where I can create a face with certain settings. I.E. nose, mouth hair, and other accessories. I hve made a face that is the likeness of you. Right down to the very eye patch on the eye. Im still contemplating wether or not putting the mustache on pending the end of this fact finding tour. What would your holiness suggest.

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Jeremy
If you can hold off finishing your creation for another 6 days, we will know the answer. That's when this poll will close. If it's urgent, I'd suggest you don't add a moustache - 'cos it's looking like I won't have one either!

Can you post a picture of your creation on here? Not that I'm vain or anything...;)

Dr. S.
 
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Originally posted by Janos
El Supremo:

Thousands are awaiting your decision, when you make it.

All of the scientists at the secret bases in South America, all of the soldiers (human, cloned, and synthetic) in the new Sinister Battalions, and all of my staff here in the Forward Base have grown scrawny mustaches. They are swearing to wear them in emulation of their leader, their hero! But if you shave yours, they will, of course, shave theirs as well.
:p
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NEWSFLASH TO ALL SINISTER INCORPORATED AGENCIES AND FIELD AGENTS

Please tune into S.INC Channel 7 on Monday 7th May for an important broadcast where I will announce the results of this poll, and (as is looking likely, unless there's a late surge) the Imperial moutache will be shaved off. It'll be at about 20:00 - GMT, right after the daily propaganda broadcast and just before the executions.

NEWSFLASH ENDS
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Note to any of you who can't get S.INC Channel 7:

1) Why not?

2) Does anyone want me to post a picture here?

Dr. S.
 

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Dont Know

I dont know if I can. I will have to see what kind of file they are running. Hoyle is done by Sierra and I dont what kind of program they use, but I will try and see if I can edit it and bring it to be able to view it. Yes your lord I am a bit of a computer geek. I am certified to build and repair computers. But alas I am just a security guard at a chemical plant here in Houston. Not a bad job, but I think my talents would be more appreciated if I can become a part or even head department 13.

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Originally posted by trauth116
Being a Monty Python fan-- I suggest compromising --- shave half of it off... you'll be fine. :thumb:
The question is, which half?

I recommend shaving the middle and leaving just the outline.

Another option to grow a "Groucho Marx" pattern -- shave the whole thing off and draw one on.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
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Originally posted by Janos
The question is, which half?

I recommend shaving the middle and leaving just the outline.

Another option to grow a "Groucho Marx" pattern -- shave the whole thing off and draw one on.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Has anybody got one of those great big fat marker pens I could borrow/steal?

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Why not steal a decent moustache from someone else?

I.E. pull a Dr.Hannibal on someone's face. Although you should just take the moustache, and leave the seasoning at home.

Hell, why not get your clone to grow a moustache first THEN decide if you want to keep it?

Besides, a moustache can be a great way to trick your opponents at critical times. Need a quick disguise? Shave it off when being chased through your secret lair by those pesky British Super-Spies, and evade capture!

Or even better, attach a moustache in secret then walk right out!
Of course, if your base is Self-Destructing the entire 'walking right out' part may be a tad difficult.

Oh, and is there any ONE perticulat agency or agent that foiles your planes at critical moments, causing you to be forced to pose dramatically, tose off a one liner, then escape in your rocket/submarine/jet plane/mechanical baboon/etc.?
 
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Originally posted by daemonofdecay
Why not steal a decent moustache from someone else?

I.E. pull a Dr.Hannibal on someone's face. Although you should just take the moustache, and leave the seasoning at home.

Hell, why not get your clone to grow a moustache first THEN decide if you want to keep it?

Besides, a moustache can be a great way to trick your opponents at critical times. Need a quick disguise? Shave it off when being chased through your secret lair by those pesky British Super-Spies, and evade capture!

Or even better, attach a moustache in secret then walk right out!
Of course, if your base is Self-Destructing the entire 'walking right out' part may be a tad difficult.

Oh, and is there any ONE perticulat agency or agent that foiles your planes at critical moments, causing you to be forced to pose dramatically, tose off a one liner, then escape in your rocket/submarine/jet plane/mechanical baboon/etc.?
Unfortunately my clone is only 8 years old. I haven't found a way of accelerating growth or ageing yet. He's still in primary school.

:(

So far I have only had to delf-destruct my base twice - and one of those was an accident after the dinosaurs escaped. I think the CIA are after me, and possibly the British and DEFINITELY the Russians. But my main enemy is simply known as "The Agency" - you might need to check out another thread for details.

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Originally posted by chrisvalla
I had to go with 'who cares'... back to world domination with ya'!
Once this important decision has been taken, I will be attempting to dominate the world once again.

Only THREE DAYS to go in this poll. So unless you think this is some evil scheme to draw my enemies out into the open :)crazy: :quest: ) cast your vote!

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Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
Unfortunately my clone is only 8 years old. I haven't found a way of accelerating growth or ageing yet. He's still in primary school.

:(

So far I have only had to delf-destruct my base twice - and one of those was an accident after the dinosaurs escaped. I think the CIA are after me, and possibly the British and DEFINITELY the Russians. But my main enemy is simply known as "The Agency" - you might need to check out another thread for details.

Dr. S.
You' d think if you can clone a person you'd be able to grow a moustache.
 

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I think that you could never grow a "good" moustache, as you are not a "good" person (i.e. your evil, if you didn't notice ;) )

It would be similiar to a humble, innocent, goody-goody soccer mom growing an "evil" moustache. Just ain't gonna happin'.

Now, you might grow an "evil" moustache, but it would still be "bad".


Oh, and have you tried doing a 'Kaiser Bill' style moustache?

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Originally posted by daemonofdecay
I think that you could never grow a "good" moustache, as you are not a "good" person (i.e. your evil, if you didn't notice ;) )
I am? :D

Originally posted by daemonofdecay
It would be similiar to a humble, innocent, goody-goody soccer mom growing an "evil" moustache. Just ain't gonna happin'.

Now, you might grow an "evil" moustache, but it would still be "bad".

Oh, and have you tried doing a 'Kaiser Bill' style moustache?

:laugh:
Do you mean "bad" in the Michael Jackson sense of the word or the proper meaning?

Have only tried the one "style" of moustache, that's the one that appears in the photo, it's just the way it grew. And looking at the poll results so far (poll closes tonight) it's got about 12 hours left to live...

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IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are still a few hours to go before the poll closes, however seeing as the vote at the moment seems to be overwhelmingly in favour of removing the moustache, I've gone ahead and done it.

Someone suggested I remove half of it only, so here is a picture of what that looked like:




Ridiculous of course, so I took off the rest of it:




Now, it's time for me to get back to world domination. My experiment with democracy is ended. I'm just off down to one of the laboratories to see how the new Earthquake Generator is coming along. :D

Regards,

Dr. S.
 
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