REALLY stupid poll - should I shave off my moustache or not?

Should Doctor Sinister shave off his moustache?

  • Yes - you look ridiculous.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No - it looks fantastic.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who cares? Please stop posting such irrelevancies.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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oooh! the piranha pool,one of my favorites.do you also have a room with an electrified steel floor that will make barefoot prisoners dance wildly to rock music when turned on?most humiliating!:thumb:
 
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Originally posted by terry patterson
oooh! the piranha pool,one of my favorites.do you also have a room with an electrified steel floor that will make barefoot prisoners dance wildly to rock music when turned on?most humiliating!:thumb:
No, I don't have one of those - but I'll get the men to start building me one tomorrow!

Do you fancy a job?

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Oh great leader, I humbly suggest that you shave off the moustache. Be one of the few clean-shaven evil dictators. Most of them seem to have had moustaches.
 
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Originally posted by GeorgiaDixie
Oh great leader, I humbly suggest that you shave off the moustache. Be one of the few clean-shaven evil dictators. Most of them seem to have had moustaches.
Set a new trend you mean? Yes, there is that I suppose, after all we had Hitler, Stalin, Saddam...erm...Ghengis Khan probably had one (?)...and...uh...I can't think of any more. Help!

Based on the poll results to date, it looks like I'm going to lose the thing. Only 9 days to go everyone - if you haven't voted yet, please do so now!

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Originally posted by Lance Williams
Is there a code word that can be used instead the unutterable?
We want NO friction in command headquarters.
Difficult to answer.

Initially it was RUMPELSTILTSKIN, but then we thought that saying that would be the same as saying the unutterable, so we changed to EUPHONIUM, but sam-o sam-o. I think we finally ended up with FRAMPBONYOUNERITE, since that's a word that seldom comes up in conversation. But then writing it down might be seen as uttering the unutterable, so no one's really sure what it is.
I think the Legal Department is reviewing it now.
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Originally posted by terry patterson
oooh! the piranha pool,one of my favorites.do you also have a room with an electrified steel floor that will make barefoot prisoners dance wildly to rock music when turned on?most humiliating!:thumb:
May I suggest an alternative.

At the entrance to the new secret command bunker, have a 250 meter steel tunnel that rotates, kind of like in a carnival. Heat it so as to make people dance. You can speed it up if you don't like them from the special Doc S model 3000 control panel, using the orange dial on the simulated naugahyde countertop (up to 250 rpm).

Oh, I almost forgot, there are more options we are testing.

1. If you really don't like them (for example, they are Frenchies), push the blue button. Small holes in the rotating tunnel will open, discharging pieces of broken glass.
2. The red button will close the steel doors on both ends of the tunnel until you press it again to open the doors.
3. The yellow button will disperse boiling water out of the holes like a geyser (also testing with nuclear waste).
4. The white button will superheat the tunnel to 2000 degrees F.
5. The brown button will seal both ends of the tunnel, fill it with sewage from the septic tank, and release the man-eating mutant fish-monkey hybrids.

Hitting 1-4 will also summon a physician. Well, he's not really a physician, but Dr. Mengele thought he was.

Hitting 5 will summon the cleaning lady. The mutants will self-destruct 20 minutes after release.

Here's the last one. If it's Mrs. S, and you are otherwise occupied and don't want her interrupting you and your "companion", press the pink button, and the tunnel will cease to rotate, but will turn, taking her to an office just like yours, but you will not be there (of course). The android receptionist will say that you just stepped out.
 
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Originally posted by Janos
May I suggest an alternative.

At the entrance to the new secret command bunker, have a 250 meter steel tunnel that rotates, kind of like in a carnival. Heat it so as to make people dance. You can speed it up if you don't like them from the special Doc S model 3000 control panel, using the orange dial on the simulated naugahyde countertop (up to 250 rpm).

Oh, I almost forgot, there are more options we are testing.

1. If you really don't like them (for example, they are Frenchies), push the blue button. Small holes in the rotating tunnel will open, discharging pieces of broken glass.
2. The red button will close the steel doors on both ends of the tunnel until you press it again to open the doors.
3. The yellow button will disperse boiling water out of the holes like a geyser (also testing with nuclear waste).
4. The white button will superheat the tunnel to 2000 degrees F.
5. The brown button will seal both ends of the tunnel, fill it with sewage from the septic tank, and release the man-eating mutant fish-monkey hybrids.

Hitting 1-4 will also summon a physician. Well, he's not really a physician, but Dr. Mengele thought he was.

Hitting 5 will summon the cleaning lady. The mutants will self-destruct 20 minutes after release.

Here's the last one. If it's Mrs. S, and you are otherwise occupied and don't want her interrupting you and your "companion", press the pink button, and the tunnel will cease to rotate, but will turn, taking her to an office just like yours, but you will not be there (of course). The android receptionist will say that you just stepped out.
:laugh:

You see, this is why I NEED people like you on my personal staff. I thought I was the only one with the madcap schemes :crazy: but these ideas are just too good to pass up.

It's still a shame about the USS Iowa mixup as discussed in another thread. It was going to be my personal flagship. Just out of interest, how far did they get in raising the actual State off the ground? I might have an idea...if we could do the same to France, we could hurl it at Mars on a ballistic trajectory as a sort of first-strike. Kill two birds with one, erm, country!

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Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
It's still a shame about the USS Iowa mixup as discussed in another thread. It was going to be my personal flagship. Just out of interest, how far did they get in raising the actual State off the ground? I might have an idea...if we could do the same to France, we could hurl it at Mars on a ballistic trajectory as a sort of first-strike. Kill two birds with one, erm, country!
Dr. S.
14 feet. It was the first time anyone in Iowa (a state known for its flatness) had ever been that high. There were widespread, unexplained nosebleeds.
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Originally posted by Janos
14 feet. It was the first time anyone in Iowa (a state known for its flatness) had ever been that high. There were widespread, unexplained nosebleeds.
JS
Hmmm. Might just have to use big chunks of France for the opening bombardment then and not the whole country at once.

Curses - foiled again! (I have to say that every once in a while, it's in the Rulebook of the Supervillain's Union)

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If you keep the 'stache you're going to have to change your moniker to some sort of "Dirk Diggler" or "Lance Poleman" or "Rod Strong" porn name. That soup strainer looks like it walked out of a poorly lit, tinny sounding 70's porn film.

I'm no so intimidated by it.
 
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Originally posted by Fenrir
If you keep the 'stache you're going to have to change your moniker to some sort of "Dirk Diggler" or "Lance Poleman" or "Rod Strong" porn name. That soup strainer looks like it walked out of a poorly lit, tinny sounding 70's porn film.
Sorry, I don't have a clue what you are talking about...;)

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Honoring My Lord

My Lord

I have a game called Hoyle Casino on my computer. It has a deal where I can create a face with certain settings. I.E. nose, mouth hair, and other accessories. I hve made a face that is the likeness of you. Right down to the very eye patch on the eye. Im still contemplating wether or not putting the mustache on pending the end of this fact finding tour. What would your holiness suggest.

Your Most Loyal Servant
Jeremy
 
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