Old expressions, ASLified

[Actionjick]

Variety is the spice of ASL life.

 

[Actionjick]

Variety is the spice of ASL life.

Rather an odd sentiment from an advocate of playing the same scenario Multiple times.

 

[Old Noob]

Insanity is playing the same ASL scenario multiple times, trying to get the exact same result.

 

[David Reinking]

If you can’t take the heat, stay away from the flamethrower.

 

[Actionjick]

Red Barricades at night
Sailor's delight.
Red Barricades in morning
Sailor should be snoring.

 

[Old Noob]

Nothing is more pondersome than the rout not taken.

 

[Actionjick]

It is possible to make no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is dice.

Captain Picard to Data. An out take from the episode Peak Performance ( a personal favorite).

Patrick Stewart was supposed to say life instead of dice but flubbed his lines. Stewart is an avid gamer and later explained it was an unconcious slip up as he was reflecting upon a recent playing of Hill 621.

Interestingly enough in Roddenberry's deep background for Captain Picard he was supposed to be a top notch Advanced Star Squad Leader player having won ASSLOk a number of times.

 

[Old Noob]

There is no such thing as a perfect ASL plan, just imperfect players.

 

[Old Noob]

A good ASL scenario plan properly executed today, beats a perfect ASL plan conceived next ASLOK.

 

[Old Noob]

Ego creeps in on little cat feet, and fogs up the scenario!

 

[Eagle4ty]

If you've got a perfect plan in ASL don't forget to tell your opponent, He may have one as well.

 

[Actionjick]

Ego creeps in on little cat feet, and fogs up the scenario!

FOBA strikes again!

 

[brunger]

It is written: “let those with No SAN amongst you! Throw the first dice!!”

That’s right. It’s a SANta clause

 

[Old Noob]

Ohhhh, that almost broke EL(R)F on the Shelf!

 

[Actionjick]

Rode on the trenchcoat tails of others.

 

[Actionjick]

Don't step over a Panzerfaust to pick up a PIAT.

 

[Actionjick]

An army marches on what it can stomach.

 

[Old Noob]

If you risk everything on that last roll of the dice, do not be surprised by the results.

 

[Actionjick]

If you risk everything on that last roll of the dice, do not be surprised by the results.

Yep.

 

[Old Noob]

Dice don't have a memory, but the roller does.