Old expressions, ASLified

[Old Noob]

"You've got incoming mail! Hit the dirt!"

 

[Actionjick]

FOBA, Feline Occular Barrier Activity. When the kitty becomes enthralled with the monitor.

Well picked up a new kitty last Tuesday after work. She was in the grocery store parking lot under an SUV. What was I supposed to do? Took her home even though Actiondebbie said no more animals.When I called her with the news she said just bring her home. What a softie Actiondebbie is.

Sarah Jane is a great cat but likes the monitor and the mouse. Her mouse and the computer's. Eight cats. Nine cats. What's the difference?
" Quantity of felines has a quality all it's own. " Some Russian cat fancier.

 

[Old Noob]

'Fire at Will!" "Why, what did he do?"

 

[Old Noob]

Rule No. 1 = The Commissar is always right!
Rule No. 2 = If the Commissar is in error, see rule no. 1!

 

[L Bunny Niyori]

Blah blah blah the wife... Actually, I AM the wife.

 

[trailrunner]

Sorry, I can't play tennis tonight. I pulled my calf last night and ELRd. If it gets worse I'll be TI. I'll roll a MC in a few days and let you know if I can play.

Overheard in a bar "Hey baby, I have an 88L with a good ROF. Wanna roll for a motion attempt?"

 

[Old Noob]

She might use a Molotov cocktail to discourage that one.

 

[Actionjick]

You are what you play.

or

Tell me what you play and I'll tell you who you are.

 

[Old Noob]

There are two types of DRs, my friend:
Those that truly help your game, and those that demolish it.

 

[Old Noob]

As I was routing to Saint Ives,..................

 

[Actionjick]

Cowerbunga!

 

[Actionjick]

It keeps her off the Streets of Fire.

 

[Futbol]

red sky at night, squad leader's delight

 

[Futbol]

up suicide creek without a paddle

 

[Futbol]

never PIN your hopes on passing that morale check

 

[Actionjick]

never PIN your hopes on passing that morale check

So true indeed.

 

[Old Noob]

Always use the OTHER Rout path.