Murphy's Laws Of ASL Combat

[von Marwitz]

Once I drove, one after the other, 3 MK IVs into the same stone building cellar. The forth one finally survived, sitting real nice in there.

The fourth one would have fallen into the cellar as well if it hadn't been filled to capacity with the three other Pz IVs... ?

von Marwitz

 

[Gordon]

Once I drove, one after the other, 3 MK IVs into the same stone building cellar. The forth one finally survived, sitting real nice in there.

Thought you were playing this?

 

[Martin Mayers]

You finally roll a double 1 (for random selection for your opponent's KIA on your squad and leader stack).

Played a three player scenario at the weekend and scored a 1KIA on a stack of leader, and two full squads.

RS - 1 1 1

Opponent took it well. But I hurt for him

 

[T34]

Played a three player scenario at the weekend and scored a 1KIA on a stack of leader, and two full squads.

RS - 1 1 1

Opponent took it well. But I hurt for him

"You guys stay close to me," said the stupidest second louie ever.

 

[bendizoid]

Played a three player scenario at the weekend and scored a 1KIA on a stack of leader, and two full squads.

RS - 1 1 1

Opponent took it well. But I hurt for him

He wasted all those ones, tragic.

 

[Martin Mayers]

He wasted all those ones, tragic.

Same chap who, in the Semi Final down at Intensive Fire four years back, needed to kill my Churchill to win the scenario....with an 88LL gun. Got 4 rounds off and secured hits with the last two...

Both duds.

PS: I have witnesses to all this !

 

[Juan SantaX]

Your HIP hs with the bazooka/panzerschrek rolls an eleven on that one hex range side shot on that moving Panther/JS-2m

 

[Old Noob]

The next game module you want (all publishers) is a minimum of $25 over your allotted gaming budget for the month.

 

[jyoung]

Any morale check caused by WP in TEM of +2 or greater will automatically include a red six.

 

[bendizoid]

This is reverse Murphy’s law, whenever I remind an opponent of a missed sniper they tend to fail the roll.

 

[von Marwitz]

This is reverse Murphy’s law, whenever I remind an opponent of a missed sniper they tend to fail the roll.

Similar to that:

When you have that SAN of 5 and the Sniper is activated time and again - he sleeps.
Just had this happen to me in my last game: A MTR ROF tear of 8 or 9 shots & additional number of effect DRs triggered my Sniper no less than 5 times. I rolled 3,6,6,6,3.

von Marwitz

 

[footsteps]

Seems to be happening a lot to me recently...........and it is incredibly annoying If the games were not on VASL I would have ground those dice to dust.

Draw a pair of dice on a toilet paper square, then flush it.

At least it will be cathartic.

 

[Actionjick]

Draw a pair of dice on a toilet paper square, then flush it.

At least it will be cathartic.

Lmao! I've heard a story of someone flushing his opponent's dice before. Some New York boys if I recall.

 

[Actionjick]

Similar to that:

When you have that SAN of 5 and the Sniper is activated time and again - he sleeps.
Just had this happen to me in my last game: A MTR ROF tear of 8 or 9 shots & additional number of effect DRs triggered my Sniper no less than 5 times. I rolled 3,6,6,6,3.

von Marwitz

Tell your Sniper to take the lens cap off his scope, that may help!?

 

[Mr Incredible]

When firing your first shot of a HIP Gun at a BS hex with an enemy unit, the chances of the Gun malfing is proportional to the importance of the shot.

 

[Sparafucil3]

This is reverse Murphy’s law, whenever I remind an opponent of a missed sniper they tend to fail the roll.

Similar to that, when you ask your opponent to roll a repair check you forgot earlier and 6 the roll. -- jim

 

[Actionjick]

If X number of a counter is required to play a scenario X minus 1 will be in your counter tray.

 

[Old Noob]

Just when you get your killstacks into position for the final turn, the cat enters the room to kibitz the game and make adjustments to the stacks.

 

[Actionjick]

Just when you get your killstacks into position for the final turn, the cat enters the room to kibitz the game and make adjustments to the stacks.

Yes! FOBA makes NOBA look mild.

 

[stuh42asl]

If at first you don't succeed...

Fail Fail again!!!!!!!!!!!