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Barber

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In other words, there is a web site with a forum layout and interface you dislike. That makes a "CSW insider" someone who is able to tolerate and navigate it in a way which you apparently are not.

And because they have chosen to have a presence there that naturally gives you yet another reason to make MMP a target. And if only MMP saw it your way they would leave that nasty old place and frequent a web site more agreeable to you. But they won't. They continue to use their company forum at CSW as a means of communication with their customers. God knows why.

So it's yet another reason why MMP is a bad company and should be slammed at every opportunity.

See? A to B to C. Thanks for filling me in. :spam:
Hmmm, I wonder why they didn't make Chas the PR/Marketing guy?
 

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I'll go ahead and clear up all this nonsense.

Soon after that dirtbag Nixon betrayed me I spent months just hitchhiking across the country. One day this big dude in a Phillies jersey pulled over to give me a lift. Holy crap! It was Curt Schilling. We chatted during the trip and he offered me a job. I was to handle all the little jobs - go get him a burger, open his beers (for a big strong dude he has really soft hands), make prank calls to Ray Tapio in the middle of the night, buy his pornography, spit on bums begging for money, download Swedish snuff films - that he didn't have time to worry about. I even tried to teach him to throw a knuckleball... what a waste of time that was. I was able to teach him how to throw a splitter which has become his "out" pitch.

He was making a nice chunk of change playing baseball but he was racking up selling bootleg DVDs on the street and needed to hide where all the cash was coming from. I told him about the ASL deal and he thought it was the perfect opportunity. Keith was his pool boy and Brian was just some dude that came to the door selling encyclopedias. Perry was a bartender and always seemed to have good advice so I suggested he hire him for rules questions.

Everything was going great until Nixon crashed Curt's birthday party and ate the last piece of cake! I lost it and trashed Curt's condo so he fired me. :angry:
Thanks for clearing that up. Is there an episode of Cops that this is recorded in, because it sounds very familiar. :)

Charles
 

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I'll go ahead and clear up all this nonsense.

Soon after that dirtbag Nixon betrayed me I spent months just hitchhiking across the country. One day this big dude in a Phillies jersey pulled over to give me a lift. Holy crap! It was Curt Schilling. We chatted during the trip and he offered me a job. I was to handle all the little jobs - go get him a burger, open his beers (for a big strong dude he has really soft hands), make prank calls to Ray Tapio in the middle of the night, buy his pornography, spit on bums begging for money, download Swedish snuff films - that he didn't have time to worry about. I even tried to teach him to throw a knuckleball... what a waste of time that was. I was able to teach him how to throw a splitter which has become his "out" pitch.

He was making a nice chunk of change playing baseball but he was racking up selling bootleg DVDs on the street and needed to hide where all the cash was coming from. I told him about the ASL deal and he thought it was the perfect opportunity. Keith was his pool boy and Brian was just some dude that came to the door selling encyclopedias. Perry was a bartender and always seemed to have good advice so I suggested he hire him for rules questions.

Everything was going great until Nixon crashed Curt's birthday party and ate the last piece of cake! I lost it and trashed Curt's condo so he fired me. :angry:
This WAS believable until you mentioned Kieth.... :freak:

He was the "charity" case they took in for the "tax-deductions".... :angry:

Its TRUE..... :p
 

James Taylor

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James,

My fiance is more attractive than a good 90% of these chix that get posted around here.
Lucky you. Better seal the deal before she wises up. :cool: [Cue Pyscho]

Are you really that desperate for some fun? :bite::smoke::nuts:
LOL!
I'm just practicing to improve my computer skills.

Beats beating a dead horse... or reading about one! :clown:

JT
 

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Chas,

And if only MMP saw it your way they would leave that nasty old place and frequent a web site more agreeable to you. But they won't. They continue to use their company forum at CSW as a means of communication with their customers. God knows why.

So it's yet another reason why MMP is a bad company and should be slammed at every opportunity.
That "Web site more agreeable to Portal" is its own company Web site (heaven forbid).

MMP doesn't need a third-party forum for any product news whatsoever. The way MMP strategically manages its Internet communications is frankly, inane, even for a small company and merits criticism.
 

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Nah, she just thinks all that WWII gaming stuff sucks. She digs D&D and PlayStation RPGs, though. :laugh:
 

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you're right she is on a mattress

sorry, Richard. The first photo is Chas' avatar. the 2nd the one in the text of the posts. you know, the one where she's lying on a mattress.
man I am slow on the uptake. :surprise:
 

Michael Dorosh

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> Portal has backed himself into a corner and one of his Canadian buddies is trying to bail him out.
Please don't make nationality an issue on this forum. You've mentioned his "Canadian buddies" now in several threads and frankly, I don't see what anyone's nationality has to do with anything. If you can't make an argument on its own merits, I'd suggest dragging nationality in is a pretty cheap stunt. There are plenty of Canadians not getting involved on this one, and I can assure you there is no Canadian conspiracy to disrupt the forum, unless you wish to prove otherwise.

There's nothing wrong with some friendly rivalry or banter (I won't mention your worthless Yankee pesos if you don't ;) ) but I'd frankly rather not be lumped into any contentious debate simply because of where I was born or where I live. Substitute "Jew" for Canadian, and there would be calls for your head, and rightly so.

You're doing fine by sticking to the facts and pinning him with specific questions; don't blow it now.
 

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Substitute "Jew" for Canadian, and there would be calls for your head, and rightly so.
In the first place Jew is a religion, not a country.

In the second place, if anybody around here has a right to play the "nationality card" on this forum, it's our French friends.
 

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Nice to see Dorosh is promoting thread-jacking this morning. This thread was never intended to get into the details of the old Hasbro license procurement process. Old hat, old news.
 

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Stop stealing my material! :angry:
You know, I did check all of the posts after Portal's because, frankly, this was such a hanging curve-ball I expected someone else to beat me to the punch and hit that baby out of the park.

Sorry if I missed your earlier post. I'm sure it was almost as funny as mine. :p
 

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You know, I did check all of the posts after Portal's because, frankly, this was such a hanging curve-ball I expected someone else to beat me to the punch and hit that baby out of the park.

Sorry if I missed your earlier post. I'm sure it was almost as funny as mine. :p
I had no post but I should be given at least 24 hours before you blatantly use a Psycho/Glennbo poop joke!
 
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