"Marvel vs DC" RPG

[Jacques XVII]

the punisher lays down spiked tracfks across all the roads preventing the flash from running at them, the spikes pointing out at both sides 1 foot in the air.

he then grabs batman and stabs him in the chest with a hunting knife.

 

[Ewan]

I push my self back and kick punisher to the floor smashing ruble over his head

 

[Dernhelm]

i block the rubble using my trusty sheild

 

[Jim]

ah but ur trusty sheild is in the gobi desert XD

Flash then runs around picking up all the tracks as there are children around and they might lose an eye, he then throws them at punisher mwhahahah

 

[Jacques XVII]

the punisher rolls out the way, and fires out a harpoon across the street, clotheslining flash, and then shoots him with a minigun.

 

[Dernhelm]

capt's sheild flies back to him from the gobi desert. Then grabs flash by the neck and throws him into a building

 

[Jim]

why does flash always get bullied even when he was at school fat kids were poking him...


Flash then runs to the hospital and performs surgery on himself, he then Kicks Captain America in the head rapidly with his super kick strength

 

[PappySchlaff]

hawkman flies to the top of the highest building and gently poops on the punisher, because he does not like the work he is doing to help the world

 

[Dernhelm]

the ultimate unessacary bumb

 

[hayec004]

(i didnt know this had started back up)

can i join in. the last son of krypton

 

[Jim]

Just continue Celvin

I am the FLASH!

 

[PappySchlaff]

and i still be hawk may with the awesome vision adn the birds of the world under my command

 

[Jim]

mwaahahahaha,

Flash needs to borrow a few birds..he has some..errands to do..

 

[PappySchlaff]

what kinda of errands because what you did last time was extremely innapropriate

 

[Jim]

oh i just need to pop to tescos and get some hamster litter and then go to the hairdressers and chop the old barnet

 

[Ewan]

this thread is so pointless cause we have gone completly off topic

 

[Jim]

Flash beats the hell out of Batman and then runs away

 

[PappySchlaff]

Hawkman says to 'Batman' "well whyt don't you suggest a scenario for people to get invloved with u silly billy" tells flash not to be such a naughty boy

 

[Ewan]

Fine i will the

Flash has got his tounge caught on a frozen poll and is being bummed by the hulk. Decide the right course of action#

 

[Jim]

actually that was flashes impersonator who was infact Batman, Batman gets internal bleeding from the bum fun from Hulk who gets a owie on his dong as he was wedging Batman with his flaccid dong

Flash just runs away