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Well then do I have the best "Diet" for you!
Who knew those elves were so buffed under those cloaks?
 
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Poor Boromir.

But did you notice he's the only bozo lugging a shield all the way to the great river, only to be the first one to get killed when he left the shield to dry his shirt at the boat?
 

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Still time to get in on all the Hobbit games at the Party Tree.
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Hobbits- they don't know the value of quality Elven craftsmanship!

They are almost :supper: worthless to take on a quest... :clown:
 

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:laugh:

What do you call a smart orc? Who cares?

The problem will never come up. :hmmm:



Why did the Balrog cross the Bridge? :eek:gre:

It Didn’t



Why did Gandalf cross the Bridge?

He didn’t either. :eek:



Why are hobbit doors round?

If you ate 9 meals a day you’d have round doors too. :toast:


:sneak:
:)
 
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