I must work in a corporate office...

[Sand Bar Bill]

There were donuts in the breakroom to celebrate "Wellness Day."

Life is a Dilbert cartoon.

 

[ChrisM]

No cigarettes? You must be in a pretty backward office.

 

[bendizoid]

Cigarettes are really cool when your 17, pretty dumb when your 40.

 

[BOOMER400]

when my lunch disappears from the refrigerator.

 

[The Doctor]

If you feel like your primary job function is to justify the existence of the HR, IT and QSH&E departments.

 

[StoreHippo]

What if I am a Ecommerce Website Developer...Its too hectic