Hamsters vs Bannanas: Assault on Plantation Omega

[Dernhelm]

Squeakerles the god of hamsters looks down upon the war and bless the hamsters.
(Former capt Squeaker has been promoted to the rank of a god)

"Take This!" He cries and throws down a bolt of lighting at the banana plantation, setting it on fire

 

[thegamerman]

gracias oh lord squeaker beloved above all... now get ur sorry arse down here and help us kick some banana touchie!

 

[Dernhelm]

"Muahaha!" Squeakerles flies down in his magical floating cloud and zaps more bananas making fritters for everyone

 

[fiery rock]

Fiery has mutated even more than previously due to the aid of his nomads, he is bigger and more powerful with magical ability as well as one arm has been converted into a machine gun, he gathers his nomad magicians about him and they start shocking the hamsters with electrical bolts while he shoots them down with rapid fire

 

[Ewan]

I transform the catle and stamp on squeaker

 

[thegamerman]

No! i curse under my breath... damn ur impatient nature squeaker!

I signal for the bazooka gerbils they turn the cows into flame grilled steak

WEEOOWEEOOWEEOOO! with the detonation of the rockets the alarm is raised...

 

[Pompey]

we already did this thread... it got nuked...

i laugh at the retards running past and send mini BUKES at them to annoy them.

wat consequences? lmfao

 

[Ewan]

With the alarm raised i send a hundred white bananas on top of the Hamster king sticking him to the gorund

 

[Dernhelm]

Boom! Squeakerles bursts out from the pile of bananas. "HAve you forgotten i am immortal?" He boomed with his godly voice. and flies back to hamster heaven to plan his next attack

 

[thegamerman]

agraaah! get ur stinking fruity flesh offa me! *pulls out combat knife and wrenches self free* Flamer up!

 

[Dernhelm]

"Zap!" A lightning bolt flies from squeakerles' right hand destroying the lights of the banana plantation

 

[fiery rock]

Fiery summons his nomad magicians and they use their powers to make Fiery as powerful as Squeeker. They send fiery up to hamster heaven and he wrecks havoc amongst the once living hamsters, he kills them all once more and turns on squeeker

 

[Dernhelm]

"HOW DARE YOU DEFY A GOD??? FOOLISH BANANA! " squeakerles' voice thundered across the lands..

"TAKE THIS!!" he throws a biggest bolt ever created and it peirced right between the banana's eyes tearing it to shreads.

 

[fiery rock]

The nomad magicicians rebound the attack off into space, Fiery summons a ball of fire and launches it at squeeker

 

[Dernhelm]

The fireball hits squeaker but makes him laugh. "MUAHAHAHA you think that puny ball can harm me!?"

Squeaker blows the nomads from heaven and they rained down back to the battlefiled

 

[fiery rock]

'Did i metion i can do magic??' fiery started to laugh, 'oh and that ball of fire is burrowing its way to your heart as we speak' fiery prodcues a staff formed by lightning and strikes at squeeker

 

[Dernhelm]

Squeaker explodes and turns the world to dust.

 

[thegamerman]

look just stop it

The hamster overlord, having freed himself from the bannana goo crawls foward on his belly towards the stronghold