Marshal Lannes
Member
He He !........................................................................
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/A-mini-gold-rush-has-descended-on-Northern-11303830.php
" I deeeeeeed tells dem..........I found dee Gold......I found eeeeet......lots of bright ,.....shiney yellowey nuggets, like my teeth. He he !...... Beeeg juicy nuggets,......... as beeeeeeeg as yer eyeball........ He He !......I been out heeer fer 40 yarn,........ panning every day.....He He !.....all day til lights out. ( Cough ) !... They dids call me an old Kooooook.....saids, I was a stinky, urine soaked bum,........ who belongs in San Francisco.......I tells dem to go whistle Dixie !. .....Lost my marbles.........Ehhhh ! He He !.......tells me that I shooood get me back to my Congress Senator job,.....but I tells dem, I tells em, to keep their corrupt money......Yes, Sir !..... I tells em dar be an honest way fer a man to makin a livin without screwing peeeeeple over ....He He ! ( Cough ) They tells me that dar be no Gold left in California,......... but I shooooows dem, He He I ............! I shirley deeeeed shooooows dem......... ( Fart....... ).........scuse me, it been a long day.............I bin invited to dinner with them Clintons,.....they saaay dat theyse gonna help me with ma Gold.........He HE ! ( Faaaaaaaaaart ........)..........do you wanna pulls up dat bottle............Hmmmmmm............. ! ".