Finally, the guys side of the story.

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are
the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do
it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do
we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

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Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
 

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Thanks. Saved that and will print it out. Of course, that means that I'll likely be "camping" tonight...;)
 

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I have just one answer to that list-sex ,or rather the lack of it :eek:
 

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LoL...women...they always know how to hit a guy where it hurts the most!

No :banana: unless you :hail:
 

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away......................

"We're down here ...."
 

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Radbabe said:
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away......................

"We're down here ...."
Dear Mayor Radbabe,

I hope this one won't cschock you and I hope you will appreciate

After God finish the creation of Universe , he meet Adam and Eve and told

Right I just have 2 remant things in my creation bag

Adam- what lord what please tell
God - 1st the possibility to piss stand up
Adam - to Piss stand up it must be fun I want it I want, Lorg gime gime

And Lord gives this precious gift to adam who go to each tree and make some test of this precious gift

Eve- and what's the second thing for me Oh Lord ?
Lord whispering - A brain

To have fun too Radbabe go there and laugh http://www.warfarehq.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3597 (private advertisng sorry)


Der WanderFrench
 

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LoL jl...but I had always heard that the two things left in the bag were...
1. The ability to pee, standing up.
2. The ability to have multiple orgasms.
:cheeky:
 

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Hey Radbabe, don't punish Don for someelse's post!

Instead post your own list about guys from the femine point of view. Given the male animal, it shouldn't take too long.
 

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JAMiAM said:
LoL jl...but I had always heard that the two things left in the bag were...
1. The ability to pee, standing up.
2. The ability to have multiple orgasms.
:cheeky:
French Feminist version.

Der WanderNotAgree
 

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Radbabe said:
I have just one answer to that list-sex ,or rather the lack of it :eek:
But it wasn't my list! Now look what you guys have done...

:strokin:
 

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Don, I don't think you should have any complaints after your visit home to New Orleans a couple of weeks ago.... ;)
 

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JAMiAM said:
Pictures? Videos? Us horndogs want the "blow-by-blow"... :hog:

No !!!!
washing plates, cleaning dust, lawing the mawn, do plumber, repair ouside electricity to prove we have the best house, moving furnitures, id est the sofa is bettter placed here very far from TV (no good for Wathching Football and not hearing what she say), go to hypermarket for food, go to the mall for Radbabe to do shopping as she just had 50 dresses, all old fashioned. Cooking for her, preparing cup of tea of coffe as she is little bit tired. Speak on phone gently with future mother in law etc .....

And only after this exhausting day, not sleeping and be the kindest man ever and (Censorship)

Good Luck Sheriff Maddox, Mayor Radbabe is implacable

Der WanderShitMakerDueToExperience
 
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