FFS, DTF?

[Vinnie]

Well it's clear that with the recent additions to our ASL canon, we need to learn the true meanings of the interwebs acronyms. Here are a few explanations.
OMG: Only Marshal Graziani
LOL: Liberator or Lancaster?
ROFL: Reich Only For Lefties
WTF: Where're The French?
BRB: Brens, Rifles and Bayonets.
WTF: Where's the Fox? (often heard when discussing Western Desert operations, see OMG).
TTYL: Take That You Liar!
YMMV: You Make Me Vomit
FB: France (is) Back
HTTP: Help The Terrific Partizans!
FWB: French Were Better.

 

[Honza]

IOW: In Our Wallet
TBH: The Better Half
ASAP: After She Asks Please

 

[JR Brackin]

SWMBO - She Who MUST Be Obeyed

 

[R Hooks]

VSI- vote socialists in
SWO- shoot way out