Martin Mayers
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They should bring a 'French Pentathlon' in for the next Olympics. You'd be a shoe in.Actually it was more of a compliment as it showed the competitiveness of the British pharma sector, one of the few to be able to withstand Brexit well.
For the rest, i am happy that you found solace in watching the games this summer.
A good way to save money for more difficult times ahead.
Now i would encourage to look at India, Israel or Ireland. They got only two medals and i don't think their respective people feel diminished whatsoever. Actually they probably don't care as they know it's only entertainment on steroids.
Contested over five days it features:
Day one - Striking. Players will down tools in the most inconvenient manner and place and generally make life as hellish as they can for all the other competitors.
Day two - 'Arrogance'. A two discipline sport comprised of the 'gallic shrug' in the 'France is better than everywhere else' stance.
Day three - 'Vichying'. Anyone at the mid point of the French Pentathlon who isn't doing so well, can give up and form a completely different sport and assume everyone else will accept it. This will take place at the sailing centre.
Day four - 'Toadying up'. French pentathletes chase German pentathletes and try to be their best friends.
Day five - 'Retreating'. The most gruelling event of the Olympics. A 26 mile run, backwards.
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